Wheel of Misfortune

It’s time to play St. Louis City Public Schools Wheel of Fortune!!!

The wheel is a little bit different from the one you’re used to seeing under Pat Sajak’s snoot.

Instead of monetary values, imagine that there are alternating spaces for Vashon, Roosevelt and Beaumont. If the wheel lands on one of those, that’s where the shooting will be this week.

The wheel also features spaces like “Bankrupt — Another $90 million deficit,” A “$100,000 Six-Figure Administrators’ Salaries” space, A “Lose State Accreditaton” space, a space marked “Illegal Teachers’ Strike, Spin Again” space, and finally, a space marked “Sorry, Find Another Superintendent.”

This week, the wheel landed on Roosevelt, and that leads to Your North St. Louis CIRCVS MAXIMVS Predatory Thug Baby of the Week Award.

For the week ending January 28, the award goes to all the Predatory Thug Baby perpetrators who were responsible for THREE different shootings resulting in SIX gunshot victims in the close vicinity of Roosevelt Predatory Thug Baby Repository (“High School”), in a matter of about ten hours, this past Tuesday going into early Wednesday. All three shootings are related, which is not surprising, because the TV news mentioned in passing that there are TWELVE different Predatory Thug Baby Street Drug Gangs operating inside of the Roosevelt “High School” Campus (should be called “Prison Prep Academy.”)

Of course, the wheel could have well landed on “Beaumont,” because there is a rumor that the three Roosevelt shootings are also linked to another high velocity lead-induced ventilation at the Beaumont jungle, the victim being a 20-year old junior. (You did read those last four words correctly.)

In the aftermath of the Battle of Roosevelt, that institution is being monitored by some of St. Louis’s finest. Yet, EVEN IN THE OBVIOUS PRESENCE OF PO-LEECES, there were at least THREE knock-down drag-out brawls at Roosevelt the next day. This is what they must mean by occupation-era insurgency, like what is going on in Iraq.

Log on to the St. Louis Metro Area CofCC website each Friday to see that week’s PTB award, given every week by the world-famous White Eagle of North St. Louis CIRCVS MAXIMVS land.

So Many Years, So Many Crimes

The winner of your North St. Louis CIRCVS MAXIMVS Predatory Thug Baby of the Week Award, for the week ending January 21, is one Orlando Fields. The 18-year old Mr. Fields was sentenced to 227 years as a guest of the state for his August 2003 crime spree, which included felony (second-degree, or whimsical) murder, multiple carjackings, multiple robberies and other goodies. St. Louis City Circuit Attorney Jennifer Joyce commented to the media that she had never heard of a prison sentence as long as this one in her recollection of the St. Louis City Circuit. The media also reported that Mr. Fields belonged to the “College and Carter” gang, presumably a black drug gang revolving around the junction of College Ave and Carter Ave in North St. Louis Circvs Maximvs Land. That begs this question: The Federal “Justice” Department would like to use RICO statutes to bust up pro-life groups, why aren’t they using RICO to bust up PTB street gangs?

On July 4, 2005, the USA will be celebrating its 229th birthday, at which point, Mr. Fields will only have 226 years to go. Perspective is helpful.

Honorary mention goes to 24-year old Johnny Williams, who did reside in the Circvs Maximvs section of Tyler, Texas, and will probably be spending his future as a guest of that state. Mr. Williams is suspected in the kidnapping and murder of Megan Leann Holden, 19, also of Tyler, Texas. Mr. Williams then went on a crime spree, and he might still be at it, expect for the fact that the fool PTB tried to rob an RV park in southeast Arizona at gunpoint. Really swift, Einstein — trying to pull off an armed robbery in a state where almost everyone is armed to the teeth and where most people can legally carry exposed firearms in most places. A worker at the RV park dispatched some lead into Mr. Williams’ shoulder, and he fled and checked himself into a hospital in Willcox, Ariz., (one of those southern Arizona hospitals being overrun by Predatory Thug Border-Jumping Illegal Alien Invader Babies of another color), where hospital authorities put two-and-two together and alerted authorities, who then apprehended Williams.