Turn On The Fryers

Here’s more fodder for the Darwin Awards:

Yesterday, a 36-year old PTB tried to rob the Church’s Chicken at Kingshighway and Natural Bridge in north St. Louis City. He tried to sneak in through vents, and got stuck in the ventilation system above the deep fryers.

The St. Louis Fire department had to extricate him from his little stew, and St. Louis’s finest were also there with his consolation prize in lieu of the loot - a pair of handcuffs and a trip to Hotel Defendant in Downtown St. Louis.