From President Bush's immigration speech last night:
The issue of immigration stirs intense emotions and in recent weeks, Americans have seen those emotions on display…..At our southern border, others have organized to stop illegal immigrants from coming in.
Not calling them "vigilantes" these days, are you, Mr. Bush? Even the MSM does not slander them anymore.
We must begin by recognizing the problems with our immigration system. For decades, the United States has not been in complete control of its borders.
Because our establishment does not want any controls of our borders.
As a result, many who want to work in our economy have been able to sneak across our border and millions have stayed.
Or many who want to mooch off our economy's social welfare and social insurance, once they inevitably do once they figure out how to work the system.
Illegal immigration puts pressure on public schools and hospitals, strains state and local budgets, and brings crime to our communities.
I thought they call came here to work, and were all vitally necessary for our economic health.
These are real problems, yet we must remember that the vast majority of illegal immigrants are decent people who work hard, support their families, practice their faith, and lead responsible lives.
An even larger share of white Americans are "decent people who work hard, support their families, practice their faith, and lead responsible lives."
It should be noted that for many illegal aliens, "supporting their families" requires a trip to Western Union.
They are a part of American life but they are beyond the reach and protection of American law.
Really? If a Minuteman volunteer would dare touch a border jumper, he (meaning the Minuteman) would be charged with Federal Civil Rights violations. Employers who refuse to hire illegal aliens because they are illegal aliens can be sued by the EEOC for discriminating against illegal aliens.
We are also a nation of immigrants, and we must uphold that tradition, which has strengthened our country in so many ways.
All nations are nations of immigrants. The entire history of human civilization can be summarized as the exigencies and vicissitudes of one group of people getting up from one place and moving to another, and meeting the people that were already there, and the achievements of a people who are in one place and can spend time inventing and innovating because there is no threat of them being invaded by people who are on the move.
Since I became president, we have increased funding for border security by 66 percent, and expanded the Border Patrol from about 9,000 to 12,000 agents. The men and women of our Border Patrol are doing a fine job in difficult circumstances, and over the past five years, we have apprehended and sent home about 6 million people entering America illegally.
In spite of treason from the top levels of the U.S. Border Patrol.
By the end of 2008, we will increase the number of Border Patrol officers by an additional 6,000. When these new agents are deployed, we will have more than doubled the size of the Border Patrol during my presidency.
But will you resolve to clear out the bugs and rats at the top levels of the Border Patrol?
We will employ motion sensors infrared cameras and unmanned aerial vehicles to prevent illegal crossings. America has the best technology in the world and we will ensure that the Border Patrol has the technology they need to do their job and secure our border.
If I were jonesing to cross the border illegally from Mexico, a drone wouldn't much deter me.
Training thousands of new Border Patrol agents and bringing the most advanced technology to the border will take time.
Yeah, I'm sure, and time, and more time, and more extensions, and delays, and extensions, and delays, and the beat goes on and on and on and on…..
One way to help during this transition is to use the National Guard. So in coordination with governors, up to 6,000 Guard members will be deployed to our southern border.
American Patrol Blog informs us that a 5,000 deployment would mean only 500 would be at the border at any one time. That would mean an average of one guardsman for every four miles of southern border. Whooppee.
The Border Patrol will remain in the lead.
Yawn.
The Guard will assist the Border Patrol by operating surveillance systems analyzing intelligence installing fences and vehicle barriers building patrol roads and providing training.
Surveillance and installing fences? At that rate, they will be little more than Minuteman volunteers with a government paycheck.
Guard units will not be involved in direct law enforcement activities that duty will be done by the Border Patrol.
Here's the part about "useless as a teat on a bull."
The United States is not going to militarize the southern border. Mexico is our neighbor, and our friend.
Guatemala is Mexico's neighbor, and friend, but that does not preclude the Mexican government from militarizing that border.
We will continue to work cooperatively to improve security on both sides of the border, to confront common problems like drug trafficking and crime, and to reduce illegal immigration.
Jaws and the Connecticut Water Patrol will work cooperatively to make Amity Beach a safe and fun place to swim.
Another way to help during this period of transition is through state and local law enforcement in our border communities. So we will increase federal funding for state and local authorities assisting the Border Patrol on targeted enforcement missions. And we will give state and local authorities the specialized training they need to help federal officers apprehend and detain illegal immigrants.
And what kind of strings will be attached to this funding, Mr. Bush?
At the same time, we must ensure that every illegal immigrant we catch crossing our southern border is returned home. More than 85 percent of the illegal immigrants we catch crossing the southern border are Mexicans, and most are sent back home within 24 hours.
And they sneak right back across.
For many years, the government did not have enough space in our detention facilities to hold them while the legal process unfolded. So most were released back into our society and asked to return for a court date. When the date arrived, the vast majority did not show up. This practice, called "catch and release," is unacceptable and we will end it.
Promises, promises.
And we are making it clear to foreign governments that they must accept back their citizens who violate our immigration laws.
You're making a totally contradictory message clear to Vincente Fox.
Second, to secure our border, we must create a temporary worker program.
Give me an A. A!
Give me an M. M!
Give me an N. N!
Give me an E. E!
Give me an S. S!
You know the rest.
Third, we need to hold employers to account for the workers they hire. It is against the law to hire someone who is in this country illegally.
It's also a civil rights violation to discriminate against illegal aliens. That needs to go.
A key part of that system should be a new identification card for every legal foreign worker. This card should use biometric technology, such as digital fingerprints, to make it tamper-proof. A tamper-proof card would help us enforce the law and leave employers with no excuse for violating it. And by making it harder for illegal immigrants to find work in our country, we would discourage people from crossing the border illegally in the first place.
I don't see anything here about criminal penalties against employers who hire illegal aliens. Then again, I doubt that the Republican establishment would hurt their campaign donors that way.
Some in this country argue that the solution is to deport every illegal immigrant and that any proposal short of this amounts to amnesty. I disagree. It is neither wise nor realistic to round up millions of people, many with deep roots in the United States, and send them across the border.
It's not difficult or unfeasible to do so. There's just not the political will to do so. But smudge on your income tax returns just one time, and you'll find out how "difficult" it is for Federal Law Enforcement to enforce Federal Law or Regulatory Code.
I believe that illegal immigrants who have roots in our country and want to stay should have to pay a meaningful penalty for breaking the law to pay their taxes to learn English and to work in a job for a number of years. People who meet these conditions should be able to apply for citizenship but approval would not be automatic, and they will have to wait in line behind those who played by the rules and followed the law.
Wouldn't you like to wipe away all your old criminal warrants with a meaningless slap on the hand for a penalty, then have the transgressions wiped off your rap sheet?
Fifth, we must honor the great American tradition of the melting pot, which has made us one Nation out of many peoples.
Look at how well the modern day multiracial version is working.
Americans are bound together by our shared ideals, an appreciation of our history, respect for the flag we fly, and an ability to speak and write the English language.
I can point you to crowds of hundreds of thousands in various American cities in the past few months that would demonstrate otherwise.
English is also the key to unlocking the opportunity of America. English allows newcomers to go from picking crops to opening a grocery from cleaning offices to running offices from a life of low- paying jobs to a diploma, a career, and a home of their own.
Don't expect to pass English-only laws and expect them to work: The city of Miami, Florida has such an ordinance on its books. Look how well it worked.
America needs to conduct this debate on immigration in a reasoned and respectful tone. Feelings run deep on this issue and as we work it out, all of us need to keep some things in mind. We cannot build a unified country by inciting people to anger, or playing on anyone's fears, or exploiting the issue of immigration for political gain. We must always remember that real lives will be affected by our debates and decisions, and that every human being has dignity and value no matter what their citizenship papers say.
Three words: Lump It Gringo.
During the liberation of Iraq, Master Gunnery Sergeant Denogean was seriously injured. When asked if he had any requests, he made two a promotion for the corporal who helped rescue him and the chance to become an American citizen. And when this brave Marine raised his right hand, and swore an oath to become a citizen of the country he had defended for more than 26 years, I was honored to stand at his side.
I could swear that I've heard this story before. I think the author's name was Gibbon.
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Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL), as part of the Official Democrat response to the Bush speech, said that he believed that Bush's speech was a deliberate and incongruent mish-mash and hodgepodge of policies meant to appease and pander to as many groups and individuals as he thinks he could reach. Relish this, for Durbin rarely speaks truths like these.