Some federal employees are griping because a new law requires them to take a 25-minute tutorial on the U.S. Constitution. Senator Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) sponsored this law, along with a similar law requiring every public school to “hold an educational program on the United States Constitution on September 17,” which is Constitution Day.
For the modern domestic political left, reading the Constitution is just about as uncomfortable as a whore feels sitting in the pews on a Sunday morning listening to a hellfire and brimstone sermon, for just about the same reason.
Not to worry, though, if Robert Byrd is sponsoring this tutorial, the 25-minute course will probably present the Constitution in left-wing terminology, such as “living document, “equality,” “civil rights.” Just as the whore can always find a charismatic, feel-good church.
By the way, aren’t Federal employees supposed to swear an oath to the Constitution? If so, then they should spend a lot more than a half hour understanding the document they swore to uphold.
