No, not the light brown luncheon meat that is loaded with cholesterol, thanks to the fact that it’s made of pork liver.
This event comes from the German city that popularized the meat. And it begs this question: How would you like to be the cop that gets this call?
Early this morning, German time, a man negotiated some legal entertainment with a lady of the night in Braunschweig, Germany. In the middle of the act, the condom broke, so they called the cops, as if something of a criminal nature just happened. The cops had to convince the two to exchange personal information, in case of any “unforeseen consequences,” as the article puts it, of the condom breaking.
Unforeseen? I was not aware that there were any consequences to that sort of act, other than the one that would come nine months later for her, or the ones that would be delivered to one or both of them after the doctor’s lab results come back.
