Fun With Headlines

7 02 2008

P-D:  Macy’s layoffs blow to downtown, local economy

And to Mayor Slay’s ego.  Wither that ballpark village, mayor?

KSDK:  Students Suspended For Wearing Controversial Shirts

I thought safe sex and condoms were the official mottos of public schools.

Mannies:  Hulshof lines up legislators’ support

Reparations Rod Jetton is supporting the most liberal Republican in the race.  What a shock.

McPaper:  Crime wave has grip on New Orleans

It would only be news if there were a dearth of crime.

McPaper:  Al-Qaeda tries to salvage image

The next story like this will cast AQ as a “community activist organization.”

CNN:   Clinton lent $5 million to her campaign before Super Tuesday

And if it isn’t paid back, will she sue herself and garnish her own property?

Reuters:   Phoenix acquire O’Neal from Miami

Joe Arpaio has already promised to send Reserve Deputy O’Neal and his 7′1″ 325-lb frame against the valley’s illegal aliens.

Time:   Does McCain Have the Right Stuff?

No, he has the left stuff.

AP:   Obama bullish; Clinton looks to March

At first glance, I thought the second word was a cuss word.  Not that it would have been factually incorrect.


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