Fun With Headlines

25 02 2008

Canada.com:  Canada, U.S. agree to use each other’s troops in civil emergencies

Hell must be freezing over, as both the Canadian left and the American right are both worried about the same thing.

AP:  Obama Hits Clinton on NAFTA Support

Obama wishes to win OH, PA

Fox News:   School Suspends Teens [for Gang-Related Behavior] for Wearing Crucifixes

So the authorities are treating Christianity as a gang?  I looked it up, and the principal’s name is not Pontius Pilate.

KSDK:  Higher Education: Oakland Trade School Teaching People How to Grow Marijuana

I looked it up — the Chancellor is not named Mary Jane.

Birmingham News:  Eagle Forum founder Phyllis Schlafly says conservatives downbeat over presidential election

Republican Presidential nominees becoming less of a choice and more of an echo with time.

UK Daily Mail:  ‘We’ve lost control of our borders for the first time since 1066,’ says judge after foreign detainees riot

How can you lose control of your borders if you’re surrounded by ocean on all sides?

AP:  Convicted ex-cop pleads for his life

Mr. Cutts does realize that he, as an ex-cop, would die sooner in prison genpop than he would awaiting execution on death row, doesn’t he?

Reuters:   Clinton accuses Obama of inexperience abroad

And then touts her husband’s experience with broads

AP:  German police dogs to wear shoes

German cop overheard at Monte Carlo saying, “C’mon baby, Fido needs a new pairs of shoes.”

AFP:   Hair test can map movements in US: study

No more beating the cops by a hair

Reuters:   Teenage anger linked to brains: study

Unlike adult anger, which is linked to the other brainless end of the torso.


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27 02 2008
Hide Gangs Behind the Cross « St. Louis CofCC Blog (08:56:36) :

[...] most people, I chalked this up to the pervasive anti-Christianity in public schools, and I also came up with an alternate explanation that the school’s administration [...]