Fun With Headlines

NPR:  Report Rips Credit Card Companies’ Campus Tactics

“You’re an adult now.  Go into debt like one.”

AP:  Dean says attacks getting too personal

Hillary and Obama agree on just about everything, so how can they attack each other on ideas?

AP:  Pennsylvania senator to endorse Obama

Sounds like something Arlen Specter would do.

AP:  Raul Castro: Cubans can have cell phones

But must have them turned off while kissing the dictator’s ring.

Time:  Is Al Gore the Answer?

Only if the question is stupid.

Politico:  Urban issues get short shrift

Democrats only paying attention to black voters 98% of the time unlike the 99% of the time they used to.

LiveScience:  Teenage Dinosaurs Might Have Butted Heads

Thankfully teenage dinosaurs didn’t have gun

Reuters:  U.S. experts find oldest voice recording, from 1860

It was of some politician running for President named Lincoln saying that he was for slavery before he was against it.

Reuters:  Mariah Carey set to rule singles chart

How?  It seems like she has released the same song over and over again since 1992.

E!Online:  Lindsay Lines Up for Manson Girls

With her substance abuse problems, she settled into character long ago.

AP:  Runaway SUV knocks man off his toilet

That’s about the only way to get some men off the john.

Daily Mail:  Labour plan for all-black shortlists to find ‘Britain’s Barack Obama’ is political apartheid, say Asian MPs

“Because we can say ‘hope’ and ‘change’ eloquently, too.”

CNS News:  Liberal Group Urges Media to Provide Balanced Coverage

In order to give equal time between socialists and communists.

P-D:  Optimism, doubt about future of Ballpark Village

And also of Bigfoot’s longevity, the Tooth Fairy’s finances, Santa Claus’s manufacturing base, the Loch Ness Monster’s appetite, Jim Oberweis’s political prospects…

Hendersonville (N.C.) Times-News:  Shuler: McCain blocked immigration bill

As this is the same Heath Shuler who couldn’t grasp the danger of oncoming linebackers during his last job, this tells you how obvious John McCain’s perfidy is.

Michelle Malkin:  A “music tax” to bail out the dying record industry? Hell, no!

“Hell, yes!”  </Conservatism, Inc. shills for the RIAA-MPAA and their copyright extremism>