Reuters: Fourteen killed in Mexico drug battle near U.S. [border]
What border? You mean that theoretical line with little fencing, no protection, no political or law enforcement will to defend, and something that is a mere inconveience for Mexicans wanting to travel from one part of Mexico to another?
WSJ: Load Up the Pantry
I heard that advice in 1994. The WSJ is only 14 years behind the survivalist right.
AFP: Humans lived in tiny, separate bands for 100,000 years
And they still do. They’re called cities.
AP: ‘Jihadist’ booted from government lexicon
Good. This meand that Jihadi terrorism has ended.
AP: Chicago working to prevent repeat of deadly weekend
You’ve read this article so many times before, so I think the media wrote it once and inserted a script that inserts the current date.
NYT: For a Pinball Survivor, the Game Isn’t Over
And on the same day:
ABC: Fans Gear Up for ‘Grand Theft Auto IV’
Once upon a time, parents were worried that their children were wasting their lives away on pinball machines.
AP: Obama wraps up day with hoops, and his team wins 15-5
A member of the losing team then challenged Obama to a side game of HORSE plus four certain letters, which Obama lost.
AP: Microsoft deadline looms for Yahoo
In related news, Microsoft bought a Seattle-area concrete mixer last week.
Reuters: State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles
They were sold at a gun shop, meaning that someone took the moniker “gun nuts” too literally.
