Myrtle Beach Sun: Chinese construction of USC dorm prompts U.S.-contractor-only bill
Why bother? Some students who will live in that dorm will go on to learn about the glories of the global economy.
P-D: Man tries to attack neighbors with bow, police say: Alton resident arrested after struggle
Alton’s mayor, inspired by Richard Daley, blames the bow-and-arrow industry.
AP: Yahoo to outsource Messenger phone calls to Jajah
Yahoo Messenger phone customers soon to lose customer service.
AP: Jerry Springer to deliver Northwestern Law commencement
Northwestern University grounds crews looking for a suitable location for the pole.
AP: Idaho lab develops a quicker way to catch a thief
Meaning that the Maury Povich show can shrink to a half hour.
LiveScience: Mind’s Limit Found: 4 Things at Once
Doing 4 things at once at anarchist convention requires 8 minds.
Reuters: [Iranian] Official sees “destructive” Barbie influence
But approves Suicide Bomber Barbie.
Reuters: Record price for men [playing cards] in underwear at China auction
What was it? Gay strip poker?
