Fun With Headlines

Drudge:  In-body wi-fi will call 911 if you have heartattack…

What if you’re not in a hotspot?  Then you’re dead.

AP:  Gates says big changes in store for Internet in next decade

Last decade, Gates didn’t hear of the internet.

CNS:  Democrats Plan to Break Their Deficit Discipline Promise Again

So, Democrats like to spend?  Not news.

Reuters:   Study shows breast-fed children are smarter

And more conversant about cleavage.

AP:   Scientists: Warming may greatest threat to tropical species

So, warmth is supposed to hurt plants that are already used to warm.