KSDK: Local African-Americans Want to Organize 20,000 Man March
Judging from their past head-counting acuity, they’ll call it 20,000 if 50 show up.
KSDK: Kentucky Death Row Inmate: ‘I’m Ready and I’m Sorry’
But you’re still dying.
KSDK: Report: Drugs, Teens, Pot Are Dangerous Mix
For those who didn’t think this was a dangerous mix, go down the hall to the third door on your left, and accept your promotion to Captain Oblivious.
CNS: Obama Wins Endorsement of Government Employees Union
For those who were surprised by this news, go down the hall to the third door on your left, and accept your promotion to Captain Oblivious.
NPI: La Raza Earmarked $10 Million In Latest Federal Housing Bill
Let’s start a group called “The Race” so we can get $10 million in Federal money.
Lou Dobbs: Hire Americans First
No, that would be un-American.
Springfield News-Leader: Photo ID could be required for voting
It could be required for voting, but is required for anything else useful.
Philadelphia Inquirer: School challenge: Transgender student is age 9
In the old days, 9-year old boys who dressed as girls were only thought to be playing around.
LA Times: California tax proposals target beer-loving, pornography-watching yacht owners
I’d give up the yacht.
AP: Data from Columbia disk drives survived the shuttle accident
NASA makes hard drives that can survive atmospheric re-entry, and Mars rovers designed for three months that last four years and counting. Why won’t they make cars?
AP: McCain says he voted for Bush
What’s scary is that there was doubt.
