Fun With A Big Stack Of Headlines

12 05 2008

Dot Org:  Famous Mao Zedong sculpter to make 28 foot “confrontational” MLK statue.

Now who would do a crazy thing such as equating Mao with MLK…

Drudge:  BIGGEST GOVERNMENT EVER: [U.S.] Treasury revenue, spending at record highs in April…

The same is true of Zimbabwe’s treasury, for much the same reason.

CNS:  Violent ‘Grand Theft’ Game Wows Players, Shocks Parent Groups

The games that shocks players and wows parent groups won’t sell.

KSDK:  Two Injured By Stray Bullets In East St. Louis

Sparks calls by ESL pols for more stray bullet control.

KSDK:  Union President Supports Unionization at Construction Careers Center Charter School

A union prez supports unionization?  No kidding!

CNS:  String of Polls Show One in Five Democrats Set to Defect to McCain

Actually, a Republican voting for McCain is more of a defection.

John Lott:   Open Gun Carrying in Virginia Restaurants

Service in VA restaurants to get a lot better all of a sudden.

NPI:  SPJ Suggests ‘Omitting Race’ in Crime Reporting

As opposed to what the MSM does now, which is to be totally honest about race and crime.

P-D:  Doctors trying texting to get tweens to take medicine

Tweens also have someone else who could do this job better — I think it starts with a “P.”

St. Cloud (Minn.) Times:  SCSU student leaves training at Technical High School

More proper headline:  Somali Muslim fanatics threaten to murder disabled student’s service dog, drive student out of school.

WND:  [18-yo] Daughter fails math test, so dad thrown in jail

Apply this logic to St. Louis and most of the northern half would be surrounded by barbed wire.

ABC:  Top This: A Gay Ceremony on ABC’s ‘Brothers & Sisters’

The same media that has everyone thinking that all handguns must be registered, the police always catch their man, and that everybody registers with a political party is now going to get people thinking that homosexual marriage exists everywhere.

AP:   NBC says Fallon to succeed O’Brien on ‘Late Night’

They need someone to replace a non-funny comedian, so they go to their current lame SNL cast.

AP:  Iowa man charged with throwing candy at police

If it would have been a doughnut, the man would have gotten an award.


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