Fun With Headlines

P-D:  Hundreds turn back on Schlafly at ceremony

Too bad for those “hundreds” that Phyllis Schlafly is smarter than all of them put together.

KSDK:  McCain’s Courting of Youthful Voters has Limits

Them young whippersnapers under 60 aren’t very receptive.

Francis Slay:  Hillary Clinton [Endorsement]

We know, Mayor.  But you can’t vote for her again.  After all, this isn’t Chicago.

AP:   3.1-magnitude quake reported in Coffeeville, Ala.

The town’s Starbucks sustained minimal damage.

AP:   Texas: Immigration checks, hurricanes don’t mix

Butter and computer hard drives don’t mix either.  What’s the point?

Politico:   NARAL reeling from Obama endorsement

Why?  Someone thinks that Obama is secretly pro-life?

LiveScience:   Same Sex Couples Common in the Wild

Yep, I would describe California as wild.

Take two:  LiveScience:   Same Sex Couples Common in the Wild

See, we should do it because owls and penguins do. </liberallogic>

AP:   Egypt millionaire fraudster jailed for a millennium

If he lives that long, he’ll be able to find out from his prison cell whether this Y3K hoopla is true or not.