KSDK: Cover Story: Kids are Never Too Young to Learn the Value of a Dollar
Since the value of a dollar is decreasing, kids can understand its value at younger ages.
Fox News: Head of US Military Academy Wants to Drop Male Lyrics in Songs for Gender Neutral Terms
Because no men to go West Point anymore, right?
WND: Transgender lobby to intimidate petitioners
Petitoiners surely to be intimidated by someone who just looked like he/she/it walked off the Jerry Springer Show set.
AP: NAACP picks young activist as its new president
His last name is Jealous, so “C” will change to “G” for Green.
AP: Bush says Saudi oil boost doesn’t solve US problem
But a US oil boost could solve US problem.
AP: Researchers warn of nitrogen hazard to environment
Because it’s only 78% of the atmosphere already, it must be so dangerous.
PCWorld: Microsoft: Don’t Misunderstand UAC, Other Vista Features
If MS thinks UAC is Vista’s flagship feature, then I understand Vista pretty well…enough to avoid.
AP: Ohio township to feds: We don’t want your money
Unlike Al Gore, who thinks that tornadoes in May, 100 degree temps in July, and hurricanes in September are all emblematic of the end of the world, the authorities in Chardon Twp, Ohio know that northeastern Ohio gets a lot of snow in the winter.
Conservative Times: Alan Keyes to Form His Own Party
Let’s see, they’ll have enough people to have a Party Chariman and a Vice-Chairman, and….hmmm.
Jihad Watch: National Intelligence Director: “We try not to refer to ‘jihad’ as something that’s bad”
And that little thing on September 11, 2001 was just a series of horrible airplane accidents.
