This Fun With Headlines Edition Brought To You By The Letter “C”

18 05 2008

Dot Org:  Black College gives Duke Rape Hoax Accuser a Diploma! In Police Psychology.

Now she can psychoanalyze herself to figure out why she’s such a racist liar.

East Tennessee CofCC Blog:  Mexican Drug Running Circle Busted in Knoxville

Yes, Knoxville, one of those nice, Spanish-sounding city names.

CNS:  Liberals Rally Around Obama

Meaning conservatives rally around Hillary, meaning hell freezing over.

CNS:  Marriott Meets with Groups Opposed to In-Room Porn

But out-of-room porn or in-room whores still okay.

CNS:  Mexican Immigrants Do Not Assimilate Quickly in US, Study Finds

But they do assimilate rather well in the parts of the former U.S. now known as Mexico.

CNS:  Gore Financially Invested in Climate Cause

Broke out the lockbox and invested in some global warming.

CNS:  ‘You Know I’ll Never Give Up,’ Clinton Tells Supporters

As opposed to her husband, to whom the interns gave it up.

CNS:  West Virginia Dems Say Clinton More Honest Than Obama

You’ve got to be pretty dishonest to be beaten in that category by a Clinton.

Paul Huebl:  Parents Sue Maker of Metal Baseball Bats Over Son’s Injury

So, let the kid quit sports, get fat, and watch these same parents sue the junk food restaurants.


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