Fun With Vlad

29 05 2008

San Diego Union-Tribune:  51 percent [of Californians] support same-sex marriage

The other 49% didn’t know how to answer the question because the pollster asked it in English.

NPI:  Hire ex-con in Philly, get $10K annual tax credit

Worth your while only if the ex-con employee makes off with less than $10,000 of your assets.

CNS:  McClellan’s Book Intended to ‘Change Washington for the Better’

He came to Washington to do good and will wind up doing very well indeed.

Malkin:  Big Nanny Baltimore wages war on cheap cigars

If it will be fought with the same acuity as Baltimore’s war on crime, then the cigars have nothing to fear.

Malkin:  Lenin statue in Atlantic City

It would be more appropriate in Trenton.

KC Star:  Sarah Steelman bought a gun today.

Plan B, if the election doesn’t go her way?

KSDK:  Minor League Team in Cleveland Offers Free Funeral Giveaway to Fans

The Major League team in St. Louis should do the same, because its former owners selling out to Belgium might as well be St. Louis’s funeral.

CBS:  Clinton Casts Wide Net of Exaggeration…

Wish CBS would have done this story in 1992.

WND:  Cover up! Locker rooms going coed

The rest of us to experience what professional athletes have been going through for two decades.

WND:  ‘All whites racist’ indoctrination revived!

Revived?  When was it ever shelved?

WND:  Where have all the workers gone?

Bangalore.

Glenn Beck on CNN:  Commentary: Slavery alive and well in US

Members of the former working middle class now only feel like three-fifths of a breadwinner.

AP:  Colo., W.Va. gamblers could be nabbed for child support

So, if they lose, will their children have to do with less?

AP:  In Miami, Spanish is becoming the primary language

Remember, the city of Miami has official English-only ordinances on the books.

Time:  After Immigrant Raid, Iowans Ask Why

Because they were illegal aliens, duh.

Politico:  Dems woo Native American vote

Woo?  As if Native Americans (or anyone else) are seriously considering voting Republican this fall?


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