Fun With Goons With 11-Letter Last Names

TechTree:  Mozilla Urges Users to Download Firefox

Really?  What would really be news is if Microsoft urged users to download Firefox.

CNS:  Iran Slams US Policy in Middle East; Calls for ‘Change’

David Axelrod writing speeches for Obamadinejad?

Time:  Are Ahmadinejad’s Days Numbered?

Becuase there’s a school of thought in the State Department that he’ll live forever.

CNS:  US Can’t Say If Mexico Has Prosecuted Killers of 128 Americans

Because the disposition of criminal cases in Mexico isn’t even a fuzzy art, much less an exact science.

Sydney Morning Herald:  Am I the new Pauline Hanson? I hope so

Are you the next Prime Minister of Australia?  I hope more so.

AP:  Police: 3 dead in shooting in eastern Ky.

Ironically, in the city of Hazard.

AP:  Illinois DOT plans to leave more roadkill behind

Gov. Rod Blagojevich responds by proposing a program called No Roadkill Left Behind.

Bob Dole Looks In Mirror

Politico:

Bob Dole yesterday sent a scalding email to Scott McClellan, excoriating the former White House spokesman as a “miserable creature” who greedily betrayed his former patron for a fast buck.

In an extraordinary message obtained and authenticated by Politico, Dole uses his trademark biting wit to portray McClellan as a classic Washington opportunist.

“There are miserable creatures like you in every administration who don’t have the guts to speak up or quit if there are disagreements with the boss or colleagues,” Dole wrote in a message sent yesterday morning. “No, your type soaks up the benefits of power, revels in the limelight for years, then quits, and spurred on by greed, cashes in with a scathing critique.”

“The proper thing to do in this situation is to hawk Viagra,” Dole confided to the interviewer later.

Other than the treason, Bob Dole is describing himself almost to a tee.  Dubai Brothers, anyone?

Changed on the Blogroll

The Political Cesspool’s blog is now James Edwards’s personal blog.  As a reminder, TPC returns this Sunday, from 4 to 7 PM.