You Can’t Keep a Good Issue Down

30 06 2008

Laura Ingraham is back on talk radio, and her first guest was a policy analyst for an anti-invasion think tank.  Neither he nor I thought that immigration would be an issue between McLame and B.H. Obama, because they’re almost exactly alike on the issue.  But he reminded us that on even the scant few differences between them, they’re already throwing major stones at each other.

What this means, according to the guest, and I agree with the reasoning, is that even though the re-emergence of the immigration/amnesty/open borders question won’t mean that we’ll have a President to our liking, the fact that the issue is now an issue again might affect downballot races, and give us a House and Senate that is even more loath to adopt “comprehensive immigration reform” than the one we have now.





Ashley Wilkes’s Hat Dance

30 06 2008

Whence Wesley Clark?

I think we’re witnessing a fan dance.  My bet is that Obama’s people had the W.C. say some outlandish things about McLame’s military service, so that Obama can turn right around, repudiate them, and appear level-headed and moderate.  The old joke during the Clinton years was that if the President proposed a bill to implode the Capitol, the Republicans in Congress would have introduced an alternative to phase it in over five years.





Fun With Girth, Gluttony and Overflow

30 06 2008

Barack Obama, speaking in Independence, Mo. today:  “No political party has a monopoly on patriotism.”

I agree, because I don’t think either party has any patriotism.

P-D:  TV farmer has a flooded reality

Farmer wanted a wife, but got a flood.

P-D:  Showers don’t stop thousands from enjoying PrideFest

Interpreted another way, showers might be part of the enjoyment at PrideFest.

KSDK:  Burger King Looks to Woo Moms with New Kids Meal

What about a new Mom’s Meal?


P-D Political Fix:  McCaskill pushes Obama in Bootheel

It’s like pushing Obama in north St. Louis.  Unnecessary.

Take two:  P-D Political Fix:  McCaskill pushes Obama in Bootheel

But leave the barbecue and catfish restaurants alone.

Huffington Post:  Marketing Push To Turn Water Into The New Wine

Bottled water is getting almost as expensive, and the high-priced varieties aren’t that much better than the cheap ones.  So water is the new wine.

WND:  FEMA inspector goes berserk with golf club

Soon, the Supreme Court will decide that owning a golf club is a Constitutional right.

WND:  Obama campaign site: Free Islamic terrorist!

While I have tended to dismiss those Muslim rumors in the past, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…

CNS:  Will Africa take action against Zimbabwe’s Mugabe?

No, they’ll take action for him, because they all approve of him.

Reuters:  Black Americans on long road to political equality

And they’ll still be on a long road to political equality a hundred years from now.


AFP:  Smoking among US teenagers holds steady: study

Smoking what?


Time:  America’s Shrinking Groceries

Also, America’s many more mouths to feed.  And you wonder why the price is going up.

AP:  Clark: McCain a hero, but lacks command experience

Unlike being a Chicago community activist, which actually is combat experience.

LiveScience:  How the Declaration of Independence Changed the World

Too bad the government formed by that Declaration is quickly forgetting.

AP:  Microsoft to stop selling Windows XP on Monday

And giving it away for free?

AP:  Cleveland Clinic hooks up with Weight Watchers

Drew Carey is their first customer.





Fun With The Murky

29 06 2008

AP:  NBC offers wide online access for Beijing Olympics

Most people who try to access the streaming video will log off, not realizing that all that gray is really live footage.

Web User:  IE6 users warned to upgrade

Its successor has only been out for 20 months, so people may not know yet.

KSDK:  Presidential Candidates Vie For Hispanic Vote

I guess nobody thinks that white people actually vote.


Arizona Republic:  Sheriff [Arpaio] says next Mesa crime sweep will be unannounced

How goofy is that?  We all know it’s better to announce ahead of time the areas you’re going to knock back, in order to give the miscreants who live there ample time to flee to safety.

SF Chronicle:  Feds probe S.F.’s migrant-offender shield

You really know that you’re an open borders fanatic when the Yankee Government is busting your chops over something related to immigration.

WND:  Bill Clinton: Obama has to ‘kiss my *&%!’

He would have said “suck my *&%!” but he reserved that line for Obama’s young female interns.


AP:  As river rushes into Mo. town, residents file out

Now the New Orleans thing to do would have been to stay, loot and steal and pillage before the waters rose, stand on top of roofs after the waters rose, then complain that the Yankee government didn’t send every helicopter it had to come rescue you.





Fun With a Short Saturday Stack

28 06 2008

P-D:  Mo. man receives July 30 execution date

Reading between the lines, I bet the anti-death penalty left won’t be hold candles around Bonne Terre the evening of July 30.

AP:  N.Y. millionaire gets prison for enslaving workers

Of course she got to be a millionare, she didn’t pay her workers anything.

P-D:  Feds claim government worker and exotic dancer bilked Defense Department

The first time in the history of the world that a stripper has ever jipped anybody.

Take Two: P-D:  Feds claim government worker and exotic dancer bilked Defense Department

Her defense will be that it was close enough for government work.

WND:  Cost of fighting for Ten Commandments: $10,000

They’ll reduce the cost by $1,000 for every commandment we let the libs ignore.





Miscellany

27 06 2008

Various photos from the St. Louis contingent at the 2008 CofCC National Conference in Sheffield, Alabama last weekend.

Chubby’s — Still in Hayti, Missouri, and tastier than it has ever been.  But it might not be owned by Pemiscot County Sheriff Tommy Greenwell anymore.  We’ll get back to you on that.

We bought along extra Chubby’s sandwiches, refrigerated them, and then consumed them the next day.  Spot the two sandwich eaters in this photo.

Good job, slappy.  Karaoke Sinatra’s “New York, New York” in front of a bunch of Alabamians.

I get to play Scott Fybush.  This is the tower that radiates 1,000 watts of Contemporary Christian music on 1290 AM, from the facilities of WBTG-AM, to the denizens of the Shoals area.  You might have guessed that the station was Christian because the “T” on the tower was a Cross.  Since it’s right across the street from the hotel, I’m guessing that patrons can get very good reception of WBTG.

And you thought the Poplar Street Bridge was bad because it carries I-55, 64, 70 and US 40.

This bridge, which carries all those routes above, crosses the Tennessee River, between Florence and Sheffield.  It doesn’t appear that the Tennessee RIver is very high.  Unlike certain rivers we all live close to.

Some of those six routes diverge once you get into Florence proper.  And why not?  Who wants to look at Google Maps and find out you have to take 43/72/13/17/20/157 for 38 miles to go somewhere?

Like St. Louis, Florence, Alabama has a law that there must be a Walgreens where there is a perpendicular intersection of major avenues.

The Harvard of the Shoals, or as the rest of us call it, the University of North Alabama.

I don’t know about that, but pickled cucumbers are one of my favorite foods.  As you can guess, barbecued pulled pork shoulder is way up there, as well.

James and Dani Edwards won the grand attendance prize, donated by Patroitc Flags of Charleston, South Carolina.  It may not be the world’s largest Confederate Flag, but it’s probably the largest Confederate flag they own.

I know how you feel.  The CofCC National Conference is very enlightening for your mind, but can be pretty hard on your feet.  Meanwhile, yours truly just had to pick this weekend to break in a new pair of patent leather dress shows.  I still have the blisters.





Fun With Muskrats and Love

27 06 2008

AP:  Obama, Clinton appeal for Democratic unity in N.H.

First person to write in and say something about the Hitler-Stalin pact gets a gold star.

Take two:  AP:  Obama, Clinton appeal for Democratic unity in N.H.

Unity, N.H, with its 99.3% white population, won’t be changing its name to Rainbow anytime soon.


MSNBC:  Study: Teachers don’t learn enough about math — Report says education colleges not being selective enough

Gee, I wonder why.

P-D:  ‘I feel like Anheuser-Busch belongs here’

August IV’s grandfather wouldn’t have just “felt” like A-B belongs here.

AP:  Gun ban ruling has Chicago thinking it’s next

Unless Chicagograd secedes from the union, which wouldn’t be a bad idea.

San Gabriel (Calif.) Valley Tribune:  Yearbook pages may be reprinted [to eliminate ghettoized pseudonyms]

I hate to break it to you, but a lot of their real names already sound ghetto.


LiveScience:  Voting: It’s In Your DNA

Whatever those DNAs are, I seem to have a lot of them.

AP:  Facebook to users: Let’s cut grammatical errors

You’ll be looked upon as a fool if you don’t use words good.

KSDK:  Meeting Planned to Protest Soaring Tax Bills in East St. Louis

The mayor wrote a letter to the Casino Queen asking for an advance on tax revenues before it opens for business next year….er, wait, that’s from the 1993 version of this story.

KSDK:  Gov. Blunt Visits Winfield to Assess Levee Breach Damage

Because he, as Governor, is fully qualified to read Miranda Rights to the muskrat that poked the levee open.





Why Kenny Hulshof Won’t Be Governor

27 06 2008

I was thinking about the recent history of the Missouri Governorship, and going back to at least Warren Hearnes, those elected as Governor had a previous political job that is another statewide elected office.  The only exception is Joe Teasdale, who was the Circuit Attorney for Jackson County before he was Governor.

Congressmen don’t seem to have very good luck in this stead; the last to try in MO before Kenny Hulshof was Jim Talent in 2000.  I think the reason is that Congressmen have their nose to the D.C. grindstone, and don’t know what’s going on in their state capital.  In fact, Congressmen don’t have good luck becoming Governors of their states when they try, though Ohio’s Ted Strickland and Louisiana’s Bobby Jindal are exceptions.  New Jersey’s Jon “Look out for the speeder” Corzine was in the Senate, but that’s another statewide elected office, and his going from Sen to Gov is a reversal of the trend.

In fact, the recent history of American state governors show that they almost always come from the ranks of either:  (1)  Other statewide elected offices, (2)  The state’s legislature, or (3) Local area chief executive of some sort (mayor, county executive, prosecutor).

I want Jim Guest to win the Republican nomination.  I think Sarah Steelman will, because she’s already state treasurer.  She has a far better chance to beat Jay Nixon than Kenny Hulshof does.





Identity

27 06 2008

Minneapolis Star-Tribune :

Prior Lake High to disallow hats

Schools say they want to be sure students can be identified on security cameras and want teachers to be able to watch their eyes during tests.

(snip)

Miller said some students wear hats to speak to their identity, such as Twins or Red Sox hats to signify where they’re from, or different colors, such as white, to help show which clique they’re in.

Red Sox hats in Minnesota, another AL city?  Now that’s identifying one’s self as a bandwagonner.





The Burke Court

27 06 2008

Heading to Rome to be the Vatican equivalent of the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

Has the St. Stan issue had its day at Apostolic Signatura yet?  If it hasn’t, wouldn’t it be ironic if it got there and they saw RB as Chief Justice, so to speak?





Fun With Happy Losers

26 06 2008

Bob Norman:  Palm Beach Post To Cut 300 Jobs

The Palm Beach Post will have to reprint the New York Times every day with 300 fewer hands on deck.

AP:  Utah Republican [Chris Cannon] says he’s happy he lost primary

I wish we could make a lot of other RINOs happy.

Take Two:  AP:   Utah Republican [Chris Cannon] says he’s happy he lost primary

He could have been happy months earlier and save Jason Chaffetz the trouble at the same time.

KSDK:  Bourisaw: Final Thoughts on St. Louis Schools

If it were me on the way out:  “Hey, they’re 90% black.  What’s there to think about?  And why did I ever kid myself?”

Bloomberg:   Texas Real Estate Slump Lets Mexicans Take It Back

Raw numbers and demographics let Mexicans take it back.

WND:  Parental permission required for ‘gay’ club

Little Johnny just brought home a permission slip…


WCBS-2 Chicago:  McCain: Chicago Gun Ban Infringes On Rights

Unlike gun control legislation McCain sponsored, which doesn’t infringe on rights.





“That’s Like a White Boy Tryin’ to Be More N****r Than Me”

26 06 2008

Those words, and many other similar words in an improptu video filmed in NYC, is why Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio wants Shaq’s badges.

Good thing for Shaq that he didn’t do anything naughty anywhere near Phoenix, or else he’d be wearing giant pink underwear and habitating inside a tent right about now.  Otherwise, the county’s illegal aliens can rest a little easier, because they won’t see a 7-foot-1 325-pound frame coming to deport them anytime soon.

Now Shaq’s only law enforcement career option for his post-NBA years will be the FBI.  They’re the only agency left with low enough standards.  At least Joe Arpaio has some.





Heller Postmorterm

26 06 2008




New York, Chicago, D.C? Antonin Scalia Just Threw Down

26 06 2008




Confession

25 06 2008

The statement I’m about to make might seem trite, and it might actually be indicative of the fact that my youth is starting to appear in my rearview mirror, but it’s a hard admission to make nonetheless, and a difficult epiphany to realize:

I don’t know everything.

The reason I now know that I don’t know everything is that that it seems to me that the older I get, the smarter everybody else gets.  You’ve heard the saying that the older a son gets, the smarter his father gets.  I don’t think that everybody else literally got smarter, but it’s amazing to find out how much you can learn when you close the orifice under your nose and open up the ones on the sides of your face.

Corollary to that is that the older I get, and the more I listen to people, the more I realize that I don’t know.





Fun With England, Germany, Zimbabwe, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Italy, The Congo, Iraq, and Probably a Few Other Potentates

25 06 2008

KDVR-Fox-31 Denver:  Group Wants Pot Allowed in Airport Smoking Lounges

The same group probably wants to ban cigarette smoking everywhere.

MOPNS:  Quote of the Day: “When Chris Koster is Attorney General, He Will Stand Up to George Bush”

The 191 hours that Chris Koster could be Missouri Attorney General at the same time George W. Bush is President wouldn’t be enough for Koster’s wife to troll Jefferson City to find the right drapes for his office, much less for Chris himself to confront the world’s most powerful man.

UK Telegraph:  Blond, white schoolboy is al-Qa’eda extremist, say police

Otherwise, he’ll get an A on his school project.

Deutsche Welle:  US Embassy To Yanks: Be Wary of Soccer-Crazed Germans

As opposed to all those well-behaved black American soldiers occupying stationed in Germany.

Madison (Wisc.) Capital-Times:  Mike Ivey: Should Madison ban the [fast food] drive-through [for environmental reasons]?

Why bother?  I’m sure hybrids are popular among Madison’s good progressives, and they use no gas at all while idling.


Springfield News Leader:  Both Republicans [for Governor] worthy, anti-abortion group says

Ahem.  </Jim Guest>

Francis Slay:  Fewer Flights At Hubs

And what does that have to do with the airport the city owns?

P-D:  The Data Diva says: Check your date out before you go out

Yeah, no kidding.  Sometimes I wish guys gossiped more.

NPR:  Zimbabwe’s Mugabe Stripped of Knighthood

So we’re supposed to think that a despot in his own right cares that another sovereign doesn’t think so highly of him anymore>

AP:  Zimbabwe has shortage of food, abundance of zeros

And the biggest zero is running the country.

AP:  World condemnation of Zimbabwe grows

World action over Zimbabwe:  Zero.


AP:  Saudi: 701 suspected militants arrested this year

The next bomb that goes off in Saudi Arabia will probably be at the hands of the 702nd suspect that slipped away from the coppers.

AP:  Pakistan vows to prevent attacks on Afghanistan

Just as they prevented a really big attack on the USA about eight years ago.

Time:  Berlusconi Appeals for Communion

Wanting Communion in Rome is like searching for a mosquito in a swamp.

AP:  Kid golfers, strippers share golf course

If strippers are there often, then I’m guessing that its 19th Hole is a little more than just your run of the mill bar and lounge.


Reuters:  Clinton says her husband determined to help Obama

Reuters cut off  “lose.”

Reuters:  McCain says only World War III would justify draft

And if we occupy Iraq for another hundred years, we just might get WWIII.

AP:  Ben Affleck takes journey to Congo

Congolese brushing up on their Missionary Stew recipies.

AP:  Man leaves Ga. jail naked, gets arrested again

If he was naked when they bought him back to jail, at least they didn’t need to do a pat-down.


AP:  Computer error prices gas at $1.40 at Ohio station

No Iraq invasion, and this price wouldn’t have been an error.





Look Out for the Clingers

25 06 2008

Paul Huebl describes his adolescence in Chicago:

In high school I had my own .22 rifle I carried on a CTA bus on days of ROTC rifle practice. Today that behavior would make any high school kid a national and infamous celebrity.

Not like the high school would have ROTC anyway these days.  If he were a teenager today, though, he might be able to have all the condoms he wants at school.





CannonBall Run to the Political Graveyard

25 06 2008

This kinda makes up for Lindsey Graham. Two years ago, Cannon had a strong challenger, and was able to turn it back.  Then and now, the only difference between Cannon and his primary challenger was immigration, as Cannon is conservative on almost everything else.  I think the reason why Cannon won two years ago and lost now is that the “Comprehensive Immigration Reform” battle happened last year, and he probably pushed for it heavily and in public.

By the way, it’s too bad that my “best blogging friend” down in Louisiana seems to have fallen off the grid, because I could have returned the gloating that he emitted two years ago when Cannon won.  Meanwhile, yours truly now has two frequently-updaed blogs, proving that my way is better.





At Least Mommy and Daddy Didn’t Smoke

25 06 2008

I have the ignoble task of defending Chicagograd, People’s Republic of Illinois Mayor Richard Daley.  If you’re a Daley fan, cherish it –  you’ll find toothed hens more often than I come out on his side.

WBBM-780-AM:

As an eight year old boy recovers from a driveby shooting in the Humboldt park neighborhood, Mayor Daley is defending Police Superintendent Jody Weis,  who blamed the boys parents, saying they had made their child vulnerable by engaging in gang activities.

(snip)

Police said the shooting appears to have been gang-related and they’re investigating whether Josue’s father was the intended target. At a news conference Tuesday afternoon, Chicago Police Supt. Jody Weis said Josue’s parents share the blame for the shooting.

“I hate to say it, but the parents are to blame for that 8-year-old being shot. They choose to engage in this activity,” Weis said.

Daley defended those comments at a news conference today by saying that no parent should put their child in harms way.

“(The father is) engaging in gang activity and, more than likely, he’s probably breaking some laws. … As long as we have people who are willing to break the law and engage in criminal activities, these are some of the consequences that we face. We have an innocent boy whose dreams will be shattered, whose family’s dreams are shattered and it’s horrible and we’ve got to do something about it,” Weis said.

Some of the same people giving Daley and Weis flack are the same ones that want to pass laws saying that you’re endangering the health of your children if smoke tobacco cigarettes inside your own house.  (Daley probably wants these laws, too.)  So, if you apply these same standards to this case, then young Josue’s parents are far more culpable for being ‘bangers then seeing their son killed than if they were smokers and he developed lung cancer as an old man.

However, with the way the People’s Republic of Illinois is, the lesbian hags that constitute the DFS/CPS would have knocked back the Torres house far sooner if they would have found out that his parents smoked, rather than finding out that they were ‘bangers.  Since they were ‘bangers, there is a high probability that they smoked weed, but that wouldn’t bother Illinois’s liberals.





A Tornado Is Coming. Who Would You Rather Have Near? Some Boy Scouts, or a Bunch of Free Spirits?

25 06 2008

WND:

Feds boot Boy Scouts for Rainbow Family

About 1,000 members of the honor society for the Boy Scouts of America have been booted from a long-planned national service project in Wyoming by federal officials in favor of a gathering by the “Rainbow Family,” an unorganized annual assembly of “free spirits” who commune with nature and each other.

The action has left local leaders infuriated.

Before you answer the question that serves as the title of this blog post, consider this:  If the free spirits see CPR being performed, they probably think that it’s an S&M ritual.

UPDATE 7/6: That “Rainbow Family,” the one so tolerant that they didn’t want the Boy Scouts and their discriminatory selves anywhere near them?  Turns out they’re not so tolerant themselves.  Ten National Forest Rangers were assaulted by a mob of 400 of the “Rainbow Family.”  More like Manson Family.





Just What Manchester, Tennessee Needed

25 06 2008

AP:

Kanye West rails against Bonnaroo criticism

Kanye West defended himself from criticism over his delayed performance at Bonnaroo, saying on his blog that the flak he’s taken has left him “the most offended I’ve ever been.”

West’s performance at the Tennessee festival was scheduled for 2:45 a.m. in the early morning of June 15. West didn’t take the stage until 4:25 a.m., angering much of the crowd who had stayed up late to see the rapper perform.

The delay was caused by problems setting up West’s elaborate stage set, which included an interplanetary landscape of a wavy black platform and a video screen above. Pearl Jam, who had performed on the main stage earlier that evening, also went an hour over its scheduled time. While waiting for West’s concert to begin, many in the crowd pelted the stage with glow sticks and beer.

At the Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival, which traditionally has favored jam bands, West’s delayed show became a kind of rallying point, leading to “Kanye sucks” chants and criticism from pedal steel guitarist Robert Randolph, who played later the same day.

If you don’t know, Bonnaroo is a yearly music festival held in the month of June in Manchester, Tennessee.  The CofCC’s 2002 National Conference was held in Atlanta at about the same time Bonnaroo was going on, and the route from St. Louis to Atlanta passes right by Manchester, TN.  That happened to be one conference that I did not attend, but the caravan of St. Louis members that went to the Conference got stuck in I-24 eastbound traffic approaching Manchester.  It took them EIGHT HOURS to travel 30 miles.  The reason was that the Bonnaroo people set up their security checkpoints at the top of the ramp that led from I-24 to the road leading to Bonnaroo’s concert grounds.  Therefore, any car going to Bonnaroo was stopped at the end of the exit ramp, backing up traffic on I-24 EB’s main lanes.  Not only that, Phish was in the Bonnaroo lineup that year, which obviously drew all the Phishheads, and one of our people figured something was up when half the cars around them had “Phishhead” bumper stickers.

Federal law limits truckers to eight hour driving days, and I’m sure there were some truckers who used up that day’s allotment just in Bonnaroo traffic.

Needless to say, thanks to a few well-placed strategic phone calls to then-Governor Don Sundquist, reforms were made.  Somehow, I get the feeling that Phil Bredesen got a lot of votes among the citizens of Manchester and Coffee County that fall.





You’re Out of Touch, You’re Out of Time

24 06 2008

I’m really upset with the mainstream news media today, and have been since this afternoon, when something hit me like a ton of bricks.

Consider these three things:

(1)  In the time period that gas prices went up from $3 to $4 a gallon, they increased statistically by 33%.  But media hysteria about gas prices increased way more than 33%.  And it’s hurting tourist traps all over the country.  C’mon people.  If you could afford to go somewhere when gas was $3, it’s highly unlikely that $4 makes the trip prohibitive.  But the media drumbeat has people paranoid about it.  “Gosh, Mabel.  We can’t go nowhere now because the gas is so high.”

(2)  Several months ago, you got the impression that every individual taxpayer would get a $600 rebate, and every household would get $1,200.  Many people and households didn’t get anywhere near that.  Some taxpayers had Federal tax liabilities so low that they didn’t get anything.  And I’m sure that the people, after having already spent $600 in their heads and only seeing a $300 check or even nothing, are blaming the Republicans since the President is supposedly one, in spite of the Democrat-run House and Senate voting for the rebate scheme.  Pray tell, media, you could have taken a few moments to explain that not everybody was going to get $600 or $1,200.  I think the media knew it but covered it up because they thought that people would get angry at Republicans once the checks weren’t as big as the media put on.

(3)  The spiking costs of food?  The media are getting it right when they say the supply is contracting because of floods and ethanol.  But they won’t bother to tell you that while supply is decreasing, the demand is increasing because of mass immigration, and rapid procreation among third-worlders.  Forbid that white people should get upset and do something about it.

(4)  I wish I had a dime for every time I have heard someone say that their gun is registered or that they’re registered with a political party.  The reason they think that is that because prime-time TV peddles those notions.  There is no political jurisdiction in the United States of America that requires that you register your particular guns with your particular person.  Even the cities that have banned guns don’t require registration for those who can legally have them through exceptions in their laws.  And the NRA vigorously opposes registration or similar schemes, and with all the libs in this country, such proposals appear often.  Background checks and (in states that have them) FOID cards aren’t gun registration, they are nothing more than criminal background examinations.  FOID cards might well be unconstitutional prior restraint, but they’re not registration.  As far as political parties, there are a lot of states (e.g. Missouri) that don’t have political party registration for registered voters, you just vote in the party primary that you want to vote in on the day of any given primary election, and it doesn’t have to be the same each time — in fact, the election clerks don’t even mark down which party’s ballot you took.

So, you put this all together, and you might come to the conclusion that the MSM is lazy, and doesn’t want to bother explaining things to people.

BUT…

It hit me this afternoon while watching the noon news.  There was a text scroll across the bottom noting the DTV transition on Feburary 17, 2009, and the scroll told you what to do in order to keep on receiving over-the-air TV after that date.  In case you don’t know, those who watch TV over-the-air using a regular analog TV will have to get a converter box before February 17, because on that day, analog TV stations are shutting down, leaving only their digital transmissions.  The TV channels’ frequencies that go blank will then be used for first responder radio services, like police and fire.

It seems like every couple of hours, every broadcast TV channels are running those scrolls.  On top of that, there are public service announcements that announce the same thing about once every several hours, and they give you all the details.  On top of that, any given local newscast runs a pseudo-news story about the DTV transition, and they again explain all the details to you about what will happen and what you should do to retrofit your analog TV to be useful after February 17.

By the time next February comes and goes, the media will have gone on and on about the DTV transition for thirteen-and-a-half months.

Plain words, the media are going through great pains to give you all the details and explain to you all the intricacies of the DTV transition, such that the only people who don’t know the score are cave-dwelling retards.  Meanwhile, they can’t find a few moments to explain anything about gas prices, tax rebate checks, food prices, guns and political parties.  The reason is that the former is about the media itself.  Of course they’re going to make sure that you’ll be able to watch them after February 17.  Since 33% of American households don’t have cable or satellite, and most of those don’t have an HDTV, they don’t want to lose those eyeballs.  But I’ll be damned if they extend this luxury to the real news that they tell us they’re reporting.





Fishing At DeWitt Pond

24 06 2008

Alderman Fred Wessels wants the city health department to do something about the piece of real estate north of the ballpark that was supposed to be filled with office space, shops and condos by now.

Wessels is right on.  The spring and early summer has been so rainy that the depressed part of the theoretical Ballpark Village has become a permanent pond.  In fact, “DeWitt Pond,” as it is referred to colloquially, has become a fishing hole.  Unfortunately, it’s probably also mosquito breeding heaven.





Fun With New Jersey and a Whole Lot More

24 06 2008

CNS:  ‘One Gun a Month’ Bill Headed for Vote in NJ

The bill only restricts law-abiding people to one gun a month, not thugs.

Strange Maps:  Come Visit New Jersey… You’ll Never Leave

At the rate New Jersey is criminalizing things, you will never leave because the state will make you a permanent guest.

LoS:  Britain to get border force to fight illegal immigration

Hello, Britain.  You’re an ISLAND surrounded by WATER.

John Lott:  Czechs’ Overwhelmingly Favour Death Penalty

They know that it’s a good way to keep the murder rate in check.

Slashdot:  DOJ To Oversee Windows 7 Development

This is like Curly having to show Larry and Moe how to deliver ice.

P-D:  StL police shoot suspect on North Side

Thank goodness, I’ve been waiting for some good news.

AP:  L.A. seeing more people living out of their cars

As bad as L.A. traffic has become, this might refer to working people.

Politico:  Confidence in Congress at record low

The few that do approve are either Congressmen or close relatives.

WaPo:  Fuel Costs May Force Some Kids To Walk

“Daddy, tell me again how hard it was to walk 20 miles through the snow barefoot one way to school?”

NPR:  Melinda Gates Calls for More Emphasis on Education

So those educated Americans can have their employment applications at Microsoft rejected in favor of an H-1B visa holder.


P-D:  Tuesday editorial: St. Louis Public Schools – The future is now

Desperately trying to make the clock go backwards.

WND:  CDC seals bioterror bugs – with duct tape

Tom Ridge once said that duct tape would stop biological weapons.

WND:  Woman has sex with student, 15, plus 7 friends

I’ve heard of teachers pet, but this is too much.

AP:  Police say DUI suspect went to bar instead of jail

No kidding, I would think that DUI suspects would hanging out in monestaries.

AP:  [100] US Navy sailors left behind in Hong Kong

Drawing inspiration from the Department of Education, the Navy starts a program called “No Sailor Left Behind,” and calls it a success when they retrieve 15 of them.


Time:  Mugabe’s Victory by Violence

Seriously, do you expect a man who came to power because the world twisted Ian Smith’s arm to step down in 1980 to turn around and peacefully abdicate his throne?

Reuters:  Dollar Tree recalls 470,000 China-made glue guns

470,000 suckers thought something made in China and costing $1 would actually work.

Politico:  First Obama attack book in the works

We know for sure that John McCain didn’t write it and the RNC didn’t publish it.

LiveScience:  Study: 70 Mph Safe As 65

But that doesn’t tell me anything about 80 mph </me>

James Edwards:  Gun gangs recruit 8 year olds

Do they mean 8-year old guns?

Time:  Do Black Dogs Face Discrimination?

I’m not bigoted against black dogs.  Some of my best canine friends are black.





The Bookend of Retirement

24 06 2008

P-D :

Former SEMO worker found with ID info on students

CAPE GIRARDEAU, Mo. — A former Southeast Missouri State University employee was recently found with university data files containing the names and Social Security numbers of about 800 students, the university said in a news release.

I have said in this medium many times before that SSNs are way overused.  Their original purpose was merely to be an account number between an individual SSN taxpayer and potential beneficiary, and the Social Security Administration, for paying in and eventually taking out.

Why universities need them is beyond me.  If they wouldn’t have had them, then they wouldn’t have been stolen.  If SSNs were used today like they were originally intended to be used, then the theft of one’s SSN wouldn’t have the disastrous consequences that it does.





Rescue Me

24 06 2008

AP:

Sports bra saves US hiker in German Alps

BERLIN – An American hiker stranded in the Bavarian Alps for nearly three days was rescued after using her sports bra as a signal, police in southern Germany said Monday.

Berchtesgaden police officer Lorenz Rasp said that he helped lift 24-year-old Jessica Bruinsma of Colorado state to safety by helicopter on Thursday after she attracted the attention of lumberjacks by attaching her sports bra to a cable used to move timber down the mountain.

What attracted the attention of the German first responders?  The bra itself, or the fact that she wasn’t wearing one?





God, Your Luck Has Run Out

24 06 2008

His legal name is God Lucky Howard.  He was popped for slinging coke near a Tampa church.  His bail was set for ten talents of gold.





Gluteus Maximized

24 06 2008

KSDK:

Florida Man Arrested for Providing ‘Buttocks Enhancement’ Without License

NBC — A Florida man has been arrested for allegedly giving women “buttocks enhancing” injections without a license.

Anthony Donnell Solomon was arrested and charged with unlicensed practice of a health care profession.

Miami-Dade police said they received information that Solomon had been performing buttocks-enhancing injections in motels.

An undercover agent arranged a so-called “pumping party” with Solomon to have a procedure done on June 18 at the Intercontinental Hotel in Doral.

I hate to break it to you, but I bet most of the women who received these “enhancements” were white.  There is a fashionable trend among young white women to take on the stereotypical black woman appearance.  Not only with the gluteus, but they also get similar enhancements for their lips.





I Was Gone For Three Days, So Of Course This Is Going to Be a Really Big Stack of Headlines

23 06 2008

He’s on his way to give a speech at an energy conservation confab.


P-D:  Man lay on tracks, killed by train

In related news, man lays with dogs, wakes with fleas.


BBC:  S Africa Chinese ‘become black’

ZA’s young Chinese population taking crash courses on sagging.


WND:  Dems want control over U.S. oil flow

Yet, Dems say oil is passe.


Reuters:  Nigerian navy says U.S. captain taken by gunmen

Reuters calls it “Nigerian navy,” ordinary people would just call it a yacht, sailboat and canoe.

CSM:  Europeans eye U.S. models to ease school segregation

Because the U.S. models have worked so well.

Politico:  Don’t expect Gore on campaign trail

As if we were.

WCBS-2 NYC:  Runaway’s Alleged Dwarf Pimp To Face Judge

Wouldn’t it be ironic if the judge was the tallest one in New York?

KC Star:  Republican gubernatorial candidates don’t stray far from Blunt’s agenda

Jim Guest, you might agree with me when I say that everybody is smarter than average if you ignore the dumb half of the population.


P-D:  Blunt: American flags will be AMERICAN flags

The world’s smallest asterisk is denoting the world’s smallest disclaimer that states that those who work in these AMERICAN factories may be H-2B visa holders and/or illegal aliens.

Mayor Slay:  Attracting The Right Attention

You mean the “attention” that’s offering $65 a share?


WND:  Obama: America is ‘no longer Christian’

A lot of people have had similar givings about Obama himself.


WND:  Warrant issued for CBS News anchor Katie Couric

With CBS paying her about $12,000 per viewer, she might be charged with first-degree robbery.

AFP:  America’s new Jackie O is called Michelle, supporters say

Jackie O, Michelle O, I get ‘em mixed up all the time.

AP:  GOP frets Barr could play spoiler in prez race

As the Georgia GOP gerrymandered Bob Barr out of his Congressional district in 2001, turnabout is fair play.

Politico:  Obama kept Law Review balanced

He did a good job giving equal time to both socialists and communists.

AP:  Report: Citigroup to slash investment-banking jobs

Oddly, “Now Hiring” signs with umbrella logos going up around Bangalore.

AP:  Fewer students pursue computer-related degrees

Because the jobs that such a degree requires are “Whites Need Not Apply.”

Ananova:  Council bans ‘brainstorming’

Not that anything government does is indicative of much thought anyway.





I Love This Bar

23 06 2008

Business Week :

Diversity: Don’t Innovate Without It

A white guy, a white guy, and a white guy walk into a bar did we lose you yet?

No, sounds like my kind of bar.  There’s a good chance that this bar will be free of the jungle noise that passes for popular music these days.  Not to mention a whole lot of crime and anti-white slurs and obscenities.  And it’ll be a lot safer for white women.