Malkin: Minnesota Muslim oppressed by pants
Every sex addict on Earth also seems oppressed by pants.
Rush Limbaugh: Obama Will Follow Pooh Doctrine
And appoint Tigger the Secretary of the Interior.
South Florida Sun-Sentinel: Elian Gonzalez joins Cuba’s Young Communists Union
Demonstrating the power of communist ideas, because he joined them instead of all those other Cuban political parties.
WND: Nude cyclists combat oil dependency
Here’s a secret, people: You don’t use any more gas while riding a bike if you wear clothes.
WND: Youth movements are bad news
Since young people aren’t interested in politics as a tendency, bad news is no news.
CSM: In Chicago, talking sense to angry young men with guns
They got the guns, you got the sense. Guess who’s gonna win.
AP: Mexico adopts US-style trials
Because US-style trials in the US are working so well to discipline Mexicans.
AP: Study: Chimps calm each other with hugs, kisses
I won’t be so impressed until I see a chimp maxing out a credit card at Needless Markup.
Reuters: Romanian village re-elects dead mayor
Don’t laugh, Missourian. You’ve got Mel.
