Those words, and many other similar words in an improptu video filmed in NYC, is why Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio wants Shaq’s badges.
Good thing for Shaq that he didn’t do anything naughty anywhere near Phoenix, or else he’d be wearing giant pink underwear and habitating inside a tent right about now. Otherwise, the county’s illegal aliens can rest a little easier, because they won’t see a 7-foot-1 325-pound frame coming to deport them anytime soon.
Now Shaq’s only law enforcement career option for his post-NBA years will be the FBI. They’re the only agency left with low enough standards. At least Joe Arpaio has some.
