AP: Obama, Clinton appeal for Democratic unity in N.H.
First person to write in and say something about the Hitler-Stalin pact gets a gold star.
Take two: AP: Obama, Clinton appeal for Democratic unity in N.H.
Unity, N.H, with its 99.3% white population, won’t be changing its name to Rainbow anytime soon.
Gee, I wonder why.
P-D: ‘I feel like Anheuser-Busch belongs here’
August IV’s grandfather wouldn’t have just “felt” like A-B belongs here.
AP: Gun ban ruling has Chicago thinking it’s next
Unless Chicagograd secedes from the union, which wouldn’t be a bad idea.
San Gabriel (Calif.) Valley Tribune: Yearbook pages may be reprinted [to eliminate ghettoized pseudonyms]
I hate to break it to you, but a lot of their real names already sound ghetto.
LiveScience: Voting: It’s In Your DNA
Whatever those DNAs are, I seem to have a lot of them.
AP: Facebook to users: Let’s cut grammatical errors
You’ll be looked upon as a fool if you don’t use words good.
KSDK: Meeting Planned to Protest Soaring Tax Bills in East St. Louis
The mayor wrote a letter to the Casino Queen asking for an advance on tax revenues before it opens for business next year….er, wait, that’s from the 1993 version of this story.
KSDK: Gov. Blunt Visits Winfield to Assess Levee Breach Damage
Because he, as Governor, is fully qualified to read Miranda Rights to the muskrat that poked the levee open.
