WCBS-2 NYC: Rangel Challenges Washington Post In Ethics Probe
Next thing you know, Ted Kennedy will come out against the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Rocky Mountain News: Protesters, police educate, gear up for convention
The Democrats are about to nominate the most far-left person in my lifetime, and the far-left still wants to show off.
Briefing Room Blog: Voinovich Finds Gore’s Energy Speech ‘Ridiculous’
George Voinovich better start sounding conservative, because he saw what happened to Mike DeWhine two years ago.
CNS: Obama Calls Criticism of Wife ‘Infuriating’
I would agree if you erase “criticism” and “of.”
James Edwards: Is Mary Mitchell crazy?
I don’t know who she is, but if James Edwards has to ask, the answer is yes.
NPI: Negative perception of blacks rises with more news watching, studies say
There you go. Blacks can be so violent that even the MSM that try to cover up for them can’t cover it up enough.
NPI: Demography / The World Bank / Africa’s Population Set to Double by 2036
Good, I know how this news can save you about $50 billion.
WaPo: 3 Anchors to Follow Obama’s Trek Abroad
I’m going to stop calling them ABC, CBS and NBC, and start calling them ONN (Obama News Network) 1, 2 and 3.
NYT: 300 Advisers Shape Obama’s Foreign Policy
And eight of them don’t even work for ONN 1, 2 or 3.
WSJ: Covington Partner Demonstrates Treatment of Detainees
Strips down to his legal briefs.
Dhimmi Watch: UK Muslim youth to be taught good citizenship skills
There’s the problem. “UK Muslim youth” and “citizen” are in the same sentence.
Jihad Watch: NPR: No jihad here
Nobody here but us pigs.
ZDNet: We don’t want you to talk, Mr. Ballmer
Just to dance around and yell.
Slashdot: You, Too, Could Be Batman In 10 To 12 Years
I would settle for an entirely self-powered KITT.
Taki: America’s First Affirmative Action Candidate, Posted by Patrick J. Buchanan on July 18, 2008
Two words: Ezola Foster.
KC Star: McCain renews call for gas-tax holiday at Union Station campaign stop
“I wish it could be Christmas all year long.”
KSDK: Ballpark Village Deal Reached
Again?
Seems strange doing it at a children’s hospital.
Brian Ross: Sen. Levin: Shut Down Giant Swiss Bank UBS
Let’s see. Chuck Schumer’s mouth drove IndyMac out of business, Levin wants to get rid of UBS. Do all 49 Senate Democrats want some bank to fail?
WND: State Dept. promotes ‘Mosques in America’
I’m going to send away for the calendar called “Churches in Saudi Arabia.”
Joseph Farah: Obama’s embarrassed by you
I’m more embarrassed by him.
WND: Dakota Fanning ‘rape’ movie gets $387,000 from taxpayers
That’s the only way a Dakota Fanning movie can make any money, if you’re forced to give it some of yours.
McPaper: No rush to register handguns in D.C.
Not until the next lawsuit is adjudicated.
Take Two: McPaper: No rush to register handguns in D.C.
D.C. doesn’t have enough non-felons to constitute a rush for legal handguns.
AP: Pope: All faiths should unite against violence
One faith in particular is not so sure.
AP: Many ills found at Chicago jail, nation’s biggest
Duh, it’s populated by mostly blacks and run by mostly blacks.
AP: Poll: Obama backers are more excited than McCain’s
Maybe because Obama’s backers are more exciteable than McCain’s.
Reuters: ABBA fans can’t resist “Mamma Mia!” soundtrack
That’s because MM’s soundtrack is essentially a ABBA’s Greatest Hits CD playing in the background while town whore tries to find the father of her bun in the oven.
AP: Mexico captures submarine loaded with drugs
I would also believe the headline of you replace “captures” with “launches.”
