So there is no confusion, they’ll be highlighted.
P-D: St. Louis considers its future with a different [beer] king
That future being the area surrounded by Broadway, Lynch, 18th and Arsenal being a ghost town.
V-Dare: Olympics: We need fewer medals – and more Americans
Giving Michael Phelps and Jeremy Wariner some very high expectations.
V-Dare: Orlando Sentinel Wants McCain To Revive Amnesty
More accurately, Orlando Sentinel wants McCain to lose election.
AP: Inmate loses weight, escapes through jail vent
Jail chef inserting more carbs, fat into bologna sandwiches.
NPI: School board misinformed on achievement gap
How? They think there’s one when there isn’t, or vice versa?
KSAT-ABC-12 San Antonio: DA Alleges Voter Fraud By Undocumented Immigrants
Illegal aliens aren’t allowed to vote, therefore all voting by illegal aliens is fraudulent. No brainer.
WND: San Fran’s next step: Legalized prostitution?
All that’s left is for an official name change to Gomorrah.
AP: Shannen Doherty back in ‘90210′ ‘hood this fall
90210’s Bitch-o-Meter soars to an 8.
AP: Mugabe threatens to seize foreign firms over sanctions
Thank goodness we don’t have this kind of censorship here, as I look feverishly for a copy of Disney’s “Song of the South.”
Time: Pelosi Brings Gore to Netroots
She didn’t have to bring him to the nutroots. He was already there.
Reuters: “Hot” Mexican musical genre picks up steam in U.S.
I’ll call it a fair trade if Guadalajara gets an all Frank Sinatra all the time radio station.
AFP: McCartney tells upset Quebec separatists to smoke peace pipe
An angry Celine Dion retorts by coming out against tobacco.
