The Hill: Man threatens to jump from [Senate Office Building]
He won’t be institutionalized because doing so means that they’d have to send about one-quarter of the Senate to the dippy farm.
NY Post: THE NAKED CITY — NUDES FLASH: IN-BUFF STUFF IS HUGE!
I’m guessing Rump Roast is the most popular dish.
Mayor Slay: Declaration of Independence Visiting
I recommend that you read it, Mayor, because parts of the first half might well apply to thee.
South Florida Sun-Sentinel: McDonald’s robber is finalist in jingle contest — for McDonald’s
What would really be the topper is if the Brady Campaign had him give speeches against conceal-carry.
CNS: Jay Leno’s Last ‘Tonight’ Show Will Be May 29
Johnny Carson did his last “Tonight” in late May, too, but Jay Leno, you’re no Johnny Carson.
Slashdot: Firefox’s Effect On Other Browsers
You mean there are other browsers?
Malkin: Open-borders Wachovia bank posts $8.9 billion loss
Oh well, as the purveyor of a similar political persuasion once said, you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.
Now we know what symbol we’ll have to pledge allegiance to after January 20.
McClatchy: Crackdown in Zimbabwe forces activists into hiding
The good news is that they all made off with a lot of money, perhaps trillions of dollars.
AFP: Amazon powers Atlantic Ocean’s carbon sink: study
Jeff Bezos eases global warming along with selling books.
AP: Men sentenced for setting friend’s crotch ablaze
I’ve heard of burning love, but this is ridiculous.
