
KSDK:
Lohan Fires Back at Police ‘Gay’ Remark
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Lindsay Lohan said Friday that police have no business getting involved in her personal life, a day after the police chief explained that the paparazzi were no longer an issue — in part because the 22-year-old actress had evidently “gone gay.”
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The day before, Chief William Bratton said the paparazzi have become less of a problem thanks to Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lohan leading more moderate lifestyles.
“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue,” he told KNBC-TV.
Outing someone? Since when did Perez Hilton become LAPD Police Chief?
It might be all quiet on the western front, but wait until Miley Cyrus and Dakota Fanning get a little older. That’s not counting the antics of the world’s currently biggest celebrity, Barack H. Obama. Obviously, even as Britney is finding her clothes, Miley is losing hers.