Fun With the Monday Ecclectic Set

4 08 2008

Rasmussen Reports: Affirmative Action Important to 54% of Voters; 58% Reject Programs that Give Special Treatment

Yet only important enough to oppose for about 1% of the Stupid Party even as 99% of its voters don’t want it.

AFP: Video nasties put heat on NY cops

Yet, the NYPD has to beg for footage of regular street crime.

KSDK: Baseball Player’s Death Raises Concerns

Duh, I was thinking that the parents of every teenage baseball player would be thrilled.

Arch City Chronicle: MNEA Funding Bulk of Black Women’s PAC

A liberal group funds a liberal PAC? Whodathunk…

Malkin: San Francisco values: $650,000 for illegal alien teen felons

How much will San Francisco give citizen adults with no rap sheets?

KSDK: Ameren Encourages People to Run Air Conditioners, Fans

Judging from the recent past, people won’t be able to run their air conditioners for long.


KSDK: Clinton: ‘I Never Made a Racist Comment’

You wanna bet a box of cigars on that?

P-D: Zoo gives freebies to elected officials

Those elected officials from St. Louis City Hall will feel like that the zoo with animals isn’t as much of a zoo as the building where they work.

WND: Booted by Forest Service, Scouts now help fight fires

GLAAD files suit, stating that they would rather see trees, animals and houses burn than homophobes stop the fires.

AP: Paris Hilton’s mom takes offense at McCain’s humor

In response, John McCain takes offense at Kathy Hilton’s parenting prowess.

Politico: McCain likely to let Obama choose VP first

You better go first, John, because once Obama picks his, the MSM will go on about it for a month.

AP: Study: Restaurant kids’ meals loaded with calories

As opposed to restaurant adults’ meals, which aren’t loaded with calories.

CSM: New sports center helps Iraqi youths opt out of insurgency

OMG, when did Francis Slay become Mayor of Baghdad?

Reuters: Texas set to defy World Court with execution

They also had to defy their former Governor.

Health Day: Diving Accidents Common Among U.S. Kids

Not until Swimming Pool Control, Inc. gets some swimming pool control legislation passed.

Reuters: Ancestor of T-Rex dinosaur unearthed in Poland

The poor animal was forever tormented by bigger dinosaurs to the east and to the west.


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