No Money Down

30 09 2008

First off, it seems as if the Bailout has officially been retitled as “rescue.”  Probably because “rescue” sounds better to the average person than “bailout.”  Next thing you know, it’ll be called “Comprehensive Reform Reform.”

AP:

Senate to vote on rescue plan with added tax cut

WASHINGTON (AP) – In a surprise move to resurrect President Bush’s $700 billion Wall Street rescue plan, Senate leaders slated a vote on the measure for Wednesday – but added a tax cut plan already rejected by the House. Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., and GOP Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky unveiled the plan Tuesday.

Don’t worry, “rescue” (nee bailout) opponent.  The reason that this is all bark is that spending bills have to start in the House.  Article I, Section 7.  Therefore, any “rescue” (nee bailout) that starts in the Senate cannot propose to spend any money.

Also from news about the “rescue” (nee bailout):  We’re always told about how wonderful India is, and how it’s the future.  Yeah, maybe the future for big corporations that love cheap labor.  But to show you how insignificant India is on the world stage, the total value of stock losses on Monday was more than the entire Indian GDP.

AFP Headline:  World leaders look to US for salvation as economies near abyss

This shows you how bad the rest of the world is, if we’re still its salvation.

John McCain thinks that Treasury has the power on its own to spend $1 trillion.  Trouble is, if they did, don’t you think they would have already done it by now?  As much as Bush and Paulson want this “rescue” (nee bailout).  I think it’s a scare tactic to get Congress to pass the “rescue” (nee bailout) — either we waste $700 with the approval of Congress, or $1 trillion without.





Folsom…As In Street or Prison

30 09 2008

Washington Post:  Power Shifts From N.Y. to D.C.

Don’t think you’ll read this article in the New York Times.

Take Two:  Washington Post:  Power Shifts From N.Y. to D.C.

I wish power would shift to St. Louis, so that the Post-Dispatch could have something to gloat about.

Take Three:  Washington Post:  Power Shifts From N.Y. to D.C.

Power couldn’t even make a stopover in Philadelphia or Baltimore to give the Inquirer or Sun something to write about.

AP:  Los Angeles mayor announces bold housing plan

Here’s a new, fresh, bold idea:  Reduce mortgage lending standards for blacks and Hispanics, giving them interest rates lower than the prime lending rate.

CNS:  Obama Advisor Pledged $1 Trillion in Sub-Prime Loans As Fannie Mae CEO

Hey, nothing’s too good for our minorities.


AP:  NPR boosts online offerings, seeks larger audience

Will call it a success if their listenership swells to the 30s.  Not millions or thousands, mind you.

PC Mag:  New ‘Grand Theft Auto’ Makes Cocaine Sales a Game

I guess the only way that GTA will ever become truly controversial is if voting Republican becomes part of the game play.

CNS:  San Francisco’s Folsom Street Fair Featured Public Whippings

In another day, “public whippings” in San Francisco meant that a kid did something bad and his mother responded.  In another day, things done in public on Folsom Street in 2008 got you sent to Folsom Prison.





From Other Bailout Opponents

29 09 2008

Charles Hurt, New York Post:

Here’s why Americans are revolting over the Wall Street rescue plan.

It’s not that taxpayers refuse to dig deeper to avoid an even bigger catastrophe.

It’s that they’re all puking over the notion that it’s the same bums in Washington who caused the mess by allowing it to fester who are now demanding their money to fix it.

It’s like the criminal who breaks into your house, hurts himself, then sues you for damages.

Ron Paul, debating the bailout earlier today in the House:

Just imagine the results if a construction company was forced to use a yardstick whose measures changed daily to construct a skyscraper…..There is almost no talk of the relationship of the Community Reinvestment Act, HUD, and government assisted loans to the housing bubble.

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Fun With Two Bailout Supporters

29 09 2008

WSJ MarketWatch:  Paulson disappointed with vote, will work to rescue plan

AP:  Bush very disappointed by House vote

No word on who was very very disappointed.





I Still Don’t Trust Kenny Hulshof, and He Still Isn’t Getting My Vote for Governor, But…

29 09 2008

He voted against The Bailout today.  Locally, Akin, Clay, Shimkus and Costello also voted against it.  Russ Carnahan voted for it.

In case you’re wondering, The Bailout is nothing more than the big banks and investment houses dumping their failed subprime racial pandering affirmative action loans onto the Federal government, i.e. you.  Yes, one could say that the Feds made these banks issue these mortgages, but it doesn’t seem that these banks put up any resistance to the concept; they were all too willing to do it on their own, as they have long countenanced the same kind of racial pandering and affirmative action that the Feds used to “force” banks to make these loans.

Note:  I’m not voting for Jay Nixon, either.  In case you were wondering.





You Just Bought Home a Big Box With 1,141,800 On the Top

29 09 2008

AP:  German company claims puzzle is world’s biggest

At 1,141,800 pieces, it’s probably also the world’s biggest table.

AP:  Zimbabweans overwhelm banks to withdraw cash

Cash that isn’t worth a fraction of what it used to be worth, which almost sounds like another country I’ve heard of, which is in the same mess for many of the same reasons.

AFP:  MI6 pokes Facebook for new spy recruits

When one FB posted a message on another user’s wall that MI6 wanted to hire him, the job offer was suddently withdrawn.





Time Files When You’re Inhaling Vicodin

28 09 2008

Syndicated, already?  Yep.  Locally, Channel 2 has syndicated “House” on late night Saturdays and Sundays.  Though it’s just a coincidence that Channel 2 is also the Fox affiliate.  Other TV markets will probably have syndicated “House” on stations that are not the market’s Fox affiliate.

I noticed last year when “Two and a Half Men” went into syndication that a first-run sitcom or drama can now be syndicated after four seasons.  It used to be five seasons.





Did You Know Canada Has a National Hurricane Center? (Or, is that Centre?)

28 09 2008

They do, and while they’re usually as busy as the Maytag Repairman, sometimes even the Maytag machines go haywire.





Let’s Have the Ghost Learn to Cuss

27 09 2008

KSDK:  Youngsters Learning about Curse Words in Middle School

After they pass the course on emoticons, they’ll be fully prepared for AOL IM.

KSDK:  ‘Ghost’ Captured on Video in Kansas Gym

A corporeal being reprimanded him for not wiping his sweat off the treadmill with the spray bottle and wipes.


WNBC-4 NYC:  Teller’s Sarcasm Thwarts Bank Robber

I knew this personality trait of mine was good for something.





Of Presidents and Pyrrhic Victories

27 09 2008

On last night’s first debate at Ole Miss:

I don’t think either McCain or Obama helped or hurt themselves all that much, especially among undecided voters.  I say that for one prime reason — the debate was on a Friday night.  Who is the moron that decided to put a debate on Friday night?  TV networks don’t put their highly rated shows on Friday or Saturday night for a good reason.

Even if this debate were on a night that people were actually watching TV, I would still stand by my contention.

All I heard was slobbering over Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan, but both of them dumped over poor little ole Russia.  Why are these clowns trying to make non-white countries better and insult a fellow white country?

That said, both of these clowns are dangerous on foreign policy, but Obama is marginally worse than McCain, mainly because of Obama’s Afghanistan-Pakistan bellicosity.  First off, if you think Iraq is an impossible imbrogliana, Afghanistan is even worse.  No white country has ever successfully occupied Afghanistan.  Not the Brits, not the Soviets (though, their failure was largely because we secretly helped the Afghanis), and not us.  And I’m of the school of thought that, if we knew in 1980 what we know now, we should have actually helped the Soviets overrun Afghanistan.  Our secret resistance inadvertently created OBL, AQ, Taliban and 9/11.  Nevertheless, putting more American men in Afghanistan would be even a bigger blunder than Iraq.

Then there’s the issue of Obama’s bellicosity towards Pakistan.  I have stated in this medium that the Democrats are obsessed with the person of Osama bin Laden as a singular solution to the “War on Terror.”  I think they have it in their heads that if we get OBL and send him to his 72 virgins, that the “War on Terror” will be over, the Republicans lose their national security advantage, and we go back to a world of September 10, 2001 where Gary Condit and Britney Spears were cutting edge poltical issues.  The trouble is, their obsession is leading their Presidential nominee to start something we might eventually wish he never would have.

Obama doesn’t seem to mind the prospect of engaging in a major incursion into Pakistani territory, across from Afghanistan, in order to apprehend OBL.  Based on the theory that OBL is hiding out in the mountains of northwestern Pakistan; we don’t even know if he’s still alive.  Here’s what Obama doesn’t realize about Pakistan:  One, they have nuclear weapons.  Two, they have a tenuous political situation.  The political party and movement of Pervez Musharraf and the Bhuttos does run the country, but it’s hanging on by a thread, and constantly having pursued by pro-OBL and pro-AQ parties.  The Pakistani equivalent of the FBI is somewhat pro-American and anti-AQ, but their CIA equivalent, the ISI, is AQ/OBL all the way.  If we march into Pakistan just to get OBL, it’s going to inflame Pakistani nationalism and anti-Americanism, Pakistani voters will topple the Musharraf/Bhutto party, install the OBL/AQ party, and then OBL/AQ sympathists will have their hands on a nuke.  You can count the seconds between that and New York City becoming a big deep radiological hole.

(Don’t e-mail me and tell me that Pakistan doesn’t have an intercontinental delivery mechanism.  They could easily get one, from the Russians we seem to be so intent to turn into enemies over something that’s none of our business.  Speaking of Russia, if we are to continue to have NATO, which is based on an obsolete geopolitical situation, Russia should be part of it.  Perhaps move the NATO headquarters to Moscow as a measure of good will.  Also, if we’re going to have a missile defense shield, I don’t understand why we’re trying to marginalize Russia in the whole issue.  Russia should be a part of the missile defense shield, and as a measure of good will, it should be headquartered in Russian territory.)

Sure, we might apprehend OBL, but we’ll lose NYC.  That’s called a Pyrrhic Victory, Mr. Obama.  Look it up.

As far as Iran goes, my personal position on the question seems contradictory.  I don’t fear Iran getting nuclear weapons.  I do fear Mahmoud Ahmadinejad getting them.  Plain words, if a secular dictator like the Shah were still running Iran, nobody would have a problem.  But Ahmadinejad is a nutcase, who may not understand mutually assured destruction, and as he has a propensity to run his mouth and let a lot of genocidal anti-Semitism come out of it, he might not care anyway.  The goal should not be to prevent *Iran* from getting nukes, it should be to disconnect Mahmoud the Nutty from any pretense of Iranian political power.  That would have already been accomplished if we weren’t rattling our sabres at Iran, as Mahmoud the Nutty is unpopular there.  But our sabre rattling has caused Iranians to rally around nationalism and thus their President.  Pretend to back off of Iran, state publicly that they’re not a threat, and wait a year or two.  Mahmoud the Nutty will be out of power, then the new, presumably secular regime in Iran can pursue all the nukes they want, and it won’t bother me any.





Only a Rhinoceros Will Do

26 09 2008

Fox News:  Homeland Security Detects Terrorist Threats by Reading Your Mind

They’ll conclude there’s something wrong with the machine when too many bad thoughts are found in the brains of too many colored folks.

CNS:  President Clinton: Bailout Could Turn a Profit

Though I doubt the “stockholders” in the entity will see any dividends.

V-Dare:  SPLC Thinks The Great Depression Was During The Fifties

This is one time I wouldn’t resist my temptation to be a pompous know-it-all; no love lost.

AP:  Detroit schools could lose millions in aid

Hear that?  That’s me playing the world’s saddest song on the world’s smallest violin.

AFP:  Zimbabwe too lax on rhino poaching: WWF

Hey, they’ve got to eat something now that agriculture is non-existent.





Get Used to It

25 09 2008

WKMG-CBS-6 Orlando:

Police May Stop Responding To Some Crimes

PALM BAY, Fla. — A budget crunch in Palm Bay could mean city residents who forget to secure car doors or close garages will get only a case number and nothing in terms of a visit by patrol officers if something is stolen.

The St. Louis City Police Department also does not send officers out for stolen car reports, either.  If you get your car swiped in St. Louis City, the odds are that all your information will be taken over the phone.  The reason, though, is very different — there are just way too many stolen cars in the city, and the cops are too busy dealing with all the bodies they have to scrape off the pavement on account of someone making holes in their pal.





“Clean and Quick”

25 09 2008

WSJ:

Pandora’s Bailout

“Clean and quick,” whistled Henry Paulson past the mortgage crematoria. The Treasury secretary’s hope for expedited passage of his bailout plan may be realized, but clean and quick won’t describe its implementation. You wanted a bailout; you got a revolution.

“Clean and Quick” are how things were done in The Godfather.  While nobody with a funny nickname is going to come and make holes in you, the money in your wallet is about to become signficantly less valuable.





WYSIWYG. Getoverit.

25 09 2008

P-D :

Worker sues Abercromie & Fitch Stores

ST. LOUIS — The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission is suing after a Hollister Co. store worker was allegedly fired for refusing to wear pants or a skirt above the knee, something that she says violates her religious beliefs.

The EEOC filed suit Thursday on behalf of Lakettra Bennett, who formerly worked at the Hollister store at the St. Louis Galleria mall in Richmond Heights, Mo. The suit against J.M. Hollister LLC and parent company Abercrombie & Fitch Stores Inc. seeks back pay and damages.

Hollister, like its parent Abercrombie & Fitch, is one of those “naked ass white boys” stores.

In this day and age in the United States of America, I can ill imagine that there is someone who doesn’t grasp this.  Yet, certain people go to work for A&F or Hollister, then act all offended when they’re required to skimp on the raiment.  Like, Duh.  About once a month, I’ll read these kinds of lawsuit stories, usually they revolve around Muslim employees.

I have a theory.  These kinds of people are deliberately going to work for A&F and Hollister, as lawsuit bait.  The groups that sue A&F on their behalf will be able to bill the U.S. Justice Department for billable hours, because these are civil rights and discrimination lawsuits.  Though this theory doesn’t fly in the case of Miss Bennett, because it’s the EEOC bringing the lawsuit.





I’ll Go With the Guy Who Stole the Empty Beer Truck

25 09 2008

AFP:  UN chief calls for ‘global leadership’

I wonder who he thinks the “global leader” should be, duh.

Fox News:  Pennsylvania Town Says Couple Runs Swingers’ Club Inside Church

Call me naive, but I certainly hope that “swingers club” within the context of a church means that churches of different denominations trade preachers for one Sunday.

Forbes:  Bernanke: Approve bailout or risk recession

So, we have the Hobson’s Choice of no bailout and therefore getting a recession that Ben Bernanke thinks we don’t already have, or yes to a bailout, printing $1 trillion of money, thereby sinking the dollar to levels Zimbabweesque.

Dan the Man’s Blog:  Dems Write $500 Billion Spending Bill — In Secret…

What’s the big deal?  $500 billion won’t even bail out banks and investment houses these days, so it’s really not much money.

Drudge:  UMass chaplain offered college credits to students campaigning for Obama…

At that chapel, August 4 is the holiest day on the calendar.

KDVR-Fox-31 Denver:  5th Grader Suspended For Anti-Obama Shirt

A large percentage of the American voting population isn’t smarter than this 5th grader.

El Paso Times:  74% speak Spanish at home

El Paso is full of Mexicans, has a Spanish name, and is part of Mexico for all intents and purposes.  What other kind of language do you think people would speak at home?

CNS:  World Reacts, Watches, Waits

Britney Spears’s new release comes out on December 2.


CNS:  Lieberman Faces Censure for Speaking at GOP Convention

Democrats want to do more to punish one of their own Senators that spoke at the other party’s convention than they wanted to do to their own President who got Lewinskys from Monica inside the Oval Orifice then lied about it under oath.

Paul Thurrott:  A Tour of the Microsoft Home

Not so long ago, it was a Nathan Lineback joke.

AP:  Man accused of stealing empty beer truck

Drunk driving is not on the list of charges.

Reuters:  Outdoor pools boost child’s asthma risk: study

We have a Catch-22 in front of us:  Either we have swimming pools, and kids will get asthma, or we don’t have them, and they won’t learn to swim and not be able to swim when they really need to.

Bloomberg:  Dodd Says `We’ve Got Work to Do’ for Financial Rescue Accord

Dodd wants to do the work all over the country, or as he might say, country wide.

News-a-Rama:  Hillary Clinton Gets Her Own Comic Book

She doesn’t need one, they just need to insert her as a villain in Captain America.





Thoughts on the Coming Bailout

25 09 2008

Now that it looks like the at-least-$700 billion “bailout” is going to happen, I would have rather seen the Yankee government pay the marginal interest increase in existing subprime mortgages for those who couldn’t afford it.  It would have been much cheaper than what they’re getting ready to do, and would have saved a lot of headaches.  Of course, I wish these racial pandering mortgages never happened, and any such interest subsidy plan of mine would have to be accompanied by a prohibition of them going forward.

If this bailout chatter would have happened eight months ago, Ron Paul would have gotten better numbers in the Presidential primaries.





Michael Knight Forever

25 09 2008

I had the feeling that early on in the season, perahps as early as last night’s first episode, that some pretense would be worked in to change his name to Michael Knight.

The reason the 1980s KR worked is because, while (most) people knew that it was fiction, you got the sense that, with enough money, that KITT was technologically possible.  The one thing that bothered me about last night is that this KITT has the ability to “transform” into a pickup truck.  Other than that, this KITT, like the first one, seems technologically possible.  Dump the impossibilities, writers.

Also, I wish this KITT would get snarkier.  I know it took awhile for the first KITT to be snarky, but that’s another reason why the first KR worked.  That said, it’s too bad that Will Arnett had that contractual problem that prevented him from voicing this KITT, because his voice has that William Daniels quality that lends credibility to snarkiness.  Val Kilmer doesn’t cut the mustard.





Two New Rappers

25 09 2008

A black British postgraduate student in astrobiology has released a six-minute long video about how we might not really be alone in the universe.  Ed McMahon will be rapping for “Free”CreditReport.com.  If it’s all coming to this, then I really do hope we find some intelligent life “out there,” as there doesn’t seem to be much here.





Al Gore: Fall On Your Swords

25 09 2008

Reuters:

Gore urges civil disobedience to stop coal plants

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Nobel Peace Prize winner and environmental crusader Al Gore urged young people on Wednesday to engage in civil disobedience to stop the construction of coal plants without the ability to store carbon.

But he won’t do this himself.  In other words, this old man wants young people to fall on their swords for him.  This is the crowd that complains when old men send young men halfway around the world to fight wars.





Rufus Moosenstein

25 09 2008

CNN:

Florida congressman points to Palin to rally Jews to Obama

(CNN) – Rep. Alcee Hastings told an audience of Jewish Democrats Wednesday that they should be wary of Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin because “anybody toting guns and stripping moose don’t care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks.”

Yes, because we all found out that those moose she killed and dressed were really black and Jewish.





Tonight

24 09 2008

Yeah, baby.  Seven o’clock, Channel 5.





Word of Advice to Other Right-Wingers: Be Careful In Your Criticism of Joe Biden

24 09 2008

I don’t think it’s a good idea for conservative talk radio to be picking on Joe Biden for his minor gaffes, such as the “FDR took to the TV to console America and to outline plans after the stock market crash,” or that “FDR gave fireside podcasts.”

The reason why I say this is that it relates to a problem I used to have, one that I still have in sorts, and one that I’m trying to get rid of, and that is, being a nerdy, pompous know-it-all.

Hasn’t anyone ever considered the possibility that Joe Biden is deliberately making minor and inconsequential gaffes?  Now, why would he do this on purpose?  The reason:  To get the McCain people and/or conservative talk radio hosts and other figures to be such nerdy, pompous know-it-alls and correct him.  Thankfully, the former haven’t, but the latter have.

The reason is that working class whites (and working class people in general) don’t take kindly to nerds and know-it-alls who go around bashing every spelling error on a website, correcting every minor grammar error that a person makes, barking at a fellow St. Louisan who thinks that we all register with a political party in Missouri, when we really don’t, and so on.  If Biden is doing what I think he’s doing, then he’s banking on working class whites (a demographic he pretends to come from) being repulsed at conservative pompous know-it-all-ism that wants to correct him for things that don’t really matter.

Question:  Does it really affect the world in a bad way if Joe Biden thinks that F.D.R. was President when the stock market crashed in 1929, and that TV existed in 1929, and that Podcasts existed in the next decade?  The answer is obviously no.  If Joe Biden isn’t playing games, then I say we should all stand back, and let him make a fool of himself (though, for most people, it will go over their heads.)  But if you make an issue of it, you’ll come across as the ass, and Joe Biden will win public sympathy.  You may win the argument, but you’ll lose the war.  If he is playing games, then it’s not a trap we want to walk into.  Pyrrhic victory — look it up.

There are many matters of substance and opinion where one could argue with Joe Biden.  Focus on those.

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Not related to pompous know-it-all-ism, I wish conservative talk radio hosts would quit making big deal out of the deal with Joe Biden in Columbia, Missouri, where he told the wheelchair-bound State Senator to stand up for a round of applause, then Biden realized that he couldn’t stand up, corrected himself, and had everyone else stand up for him.  I don’t understand why it Rush, Laura Ingraham, Hannity or anyone else thinks it was such a horrible mistake.  It wasn’t.





Welcome to the City of Obama, California, in Obama County

23 09 2008

KPIX-CBS-5 San Francisco:  Marin County Town Changes Name To ‘Obama’

No, not good enough, Marin County.  You have to change your whole county’s name to Obama, or else you’re racist.


Grenada Broadcasting Network:  GRENADA TO ASSIST HAITI AND CUBA FOLLOWING HURRICANE DEVASTATION.

Haiti and Cuba were devastated by hurricanes?  How can anyone tell?

CNS:  Democrats Want Additions to $700 Billion Financial Bailout Package

As TV news directors would say, if it bleeds it leads.  As the Democrats say, we’re chillin’ until it’s a trillion.

CNS:  McCain Likes Democrat Andrew Cuomo for SEC Chief

Somebody tape McCain’s mouth shut.

Dan Stein:  10 Percent of Hispanics Say They Were Asked About Citizen Status

Only 10 percent?


CNN:  Bush to UN: Keep fighting terrorism

When did they ever start?

AP:  UN focuses on Africa ahead of annual meeting

In much the same way that Jay Leno focuses on Lindsay Lohan.

CSM:  We teach teens trigonometry, why not Money 101?

Because there’s not enough time after the classes on racial diversity and sex education.

Reuters:  U.N.’s Ban questions faith in “magic” of markets

Opts for the proven results of central planning.

AP:  Ill. Senate passes much-disputed ethics measure

In related news, the National Council of Wolves adopts vegetarianism guidelines for its members.

Time:  Obama Scales Back His 50 State Strategy

The 50 State Strategy was itself a scaled-back version of his 57 State Strategy.

Politico:  Boehner: ‘The size of the [financial market] solution causes great concern’

For an oncologist, the size of a tumor inside a patient would cause him or her great concern.  Then again, the very presence of the tumor might also be a problem.

P-D:  Church encourages texting during sermons

Only if a user has an unlimited txt plan on their cell phone, so they can afford to make contributions to the church.

American Patrol:  [New Haven, Conn.] Mayor DeStefano Flies the Mexican Flag

Let’s detach Yale University from the American eduwelfare state and attach it to the Mexican version…oh, wait, there isn’t one.





Bob Conley Has 42 Days to Make Up 9 Points

22 09 2008

Rasmussen Reports (H/T Conservative Heritage Times):

Election 2008: South Carolina Senate
South Carolina Senate: [Gooberface] 50% Conley 41%

The first Rasmussen Reports poll of South Carolina’s United State Senate race shows Republican Senator [Gooberface] attracting 50% of the vote while Democratic challenger Bob Conley earns 41%.

In case you’re wondering, Bob Conley is a conservative Democrat, who has promised not to vote for or support amnesty for illegal aliens, or anything that appears to be amnesty for illegal aliens.  He’s against foreign adventurism, and also explicitly opposed to free trade.  Combine all this, and you have exactly the agenda we need to preserve the standard of living of the working middle class in this country; any backsliding on either immigration or trade means that the working middle class disappears.

Conley has even put out a special invitation to both Ron Paul supporters, and those that voted for Buddy Witherspoon over Gooberface in the South Carolina Republican Primaries in June.  Remember, Buddy was able to draw 33% against Gooberface, and those are voters that Gooberface are going to wish to hell he had if he loses a close election to Conley in November.





Hey Hey Ho Ho Those Evil Knives Have Got to Go

22 09 2008

CNS:  Obama Holds Off on Giving His Solution to Financial Crisis

Because George Soros, Warren Buffet and David Axelrod haven’t thought of one yet.

CNS:  Democrats to American Commuters: Ride a Bike

American commuters to Dummocrats:  Take a hike

John Lott:  British march against knife crime

Thousands protest an inanimate object.

Red Herring:  Microsoft Cuts Seinfeld, Starts Eva Longoria

Part of the contract was that Steve Baller was allowed one tryst with Teri Hatcher.

P-D:  ‘Mad Men’ wins best drama series Emmy

Quick:  On what day, time and channel can ‘Mad Men’ be found?  Emmy, yeah right.

WND:  Obama ad goes to war with abortion survivor

C’mon Barry.  Whatever happened to Give Peace a Chance?

AP:  Last major investment banks change status

Why won’t they let me declare myself a bank, so I can print money?

CSM:  Thabo Mbeki: the fall of Africa’s Shakespearean figure

Not quite King Lear.

Live Science:  Men With Traditional Views on Sex Roles Earn More Money

Maybe it’s because they have to.

Reuters:  U.N. wants $460 million for hungry Ethiopians

“Starvation” — something that is happening to a country whose population has more than doubled in the 23 years since the first time the world wanted us to open our wallets.





You Have to Be Filthy Rich to Afford This With Two Months’ Salary

21 09 2008

KSDK:  Woman Accused of Bartending Naked

Somebody had to do something to get Delhi, Ill. into the news.

AP:  [Tony Alamo Christian Ministries] compound quiet after child porn raid

Those cops did ride to the Alamo, and thankfully for them, the Ministries didn’t have a Jim Bowie.

AP:  A third of electorate could vote before Nov. 4

And 90% of the electorate could vote after November 4.

McClatchy:  Rice warns Russia of self-isolation

I wish America would adopt self-isolation.


AP:  Bush: Trade deal with Colombia is in US interest

It is if you like illegal white powder.

Reuters:  U.S. readies massive toxic-debt plan

As opposed to non-toxic debt?

Reuters:  Lesotho mine yields one of world’s largest diamonds

Some really rich guy is about to propose.

AFP:  Berlusconi launches nuclear and renewable energy plan: report

If we do this, then it will have to be, as Silvio himself would say, pianissimo, for if we don’t, then liberal complaining will be forte and allegretto.

AP:  Review: Updated Zunes, iPods make choice harder

That is, harder to choose whether all your soul are belong to Bill Gates or Steve Jobs.

Reuters:  WHO warns against use of electronic cigarettes

WHO will not issue similar warnings about electronic doobies.

AP:  Eddie Vedder pens song for Chicago Cubs die-hards

Actually, Mike d’Abo and Tony Macaulay already did, 40 years ago.

AP:  Tow trucks parade through NYC in world record bid

Everyone else thought that there was a massive illegal drag race at Saratoga with bad results.





The Best Way to Waste Money

21 09 2008

ESPN:

Congressional panel rips Yanks, NYC over new stadium’s financing

WASHINGTON — A congressional panel has taken tough swings at the New York Yankees and New York City government over a new stadium for the Yankees. But neither the team nor the city budged from their positions on the $1.3 billion structure.

Rep. Dennis Kucinich said Thursday he found “waste and abuse of public dollars” in the financing of the new stadium under construction in the South Bronx.

Kucinich is an Ohio Democrat who heads a House Oversight and Government Reform subcommittee. He charged that city officials misrepresented to the IRS the value of the property, helping them to get special tax deals from the federal government and in effect dumping the cost of construction onto taxpayers. No one from the either the city or the Yankees spoke at the hearing.

Considering that this is Dennis Kucinich doing the criticizing, I’m glad that all that money was spent on a stadium, with unionized construction laborers being paid good wages for actual work, rather than how Kucinich would have rather spent the money, probably in free welfare giveaways.  And, as we all know, there is absolutely no “abuse of public dollars” and “waste” when governments spend money on governmental purposes.  That microphone that Dennis used at these Congressional hearings probably cost you about $4,600.





Four More Days

20 09 2008

The world has all the smart-ass bloggers that it needs, after all, I’m a blogger.  What this world needs is more smart-ass automobiles.





Fun With a Certain Population in NYC Having Trouble With Taxes and Rape

20 09 2008

News Busters:  Sandra Bernhard: Palin Would Be Gang-Raped By Blacks in Manhattan

The real headline:  Liberal Admits:  Black Men Tend to Predatory Criminality

AP:  Rangel pays IRS, complains of ‘guerrilla war’

Wonder if Charlie Rangel would give the same benefit of the doubt to white right-wingers who protested Federal tax laws and regulations.

KSDK:  Anheuser-Busch, Building Owners Battle over Sign

A-B’s soon-to-be new owner will settle with the building owner if the sign is replaced by a 100-by-100 mural of Carlos Brito.

KTVI:  International Fight at U.N.’s $5 Billion Anti-Poverty Agency Over Secrecy

Needless to say, none of the “combatants” will be poor.


P-D:  “CSI” actor Hill Harper to stump for Obama in St. Louis

And to grease the skids for CBS’s next crime drama:  CSI St. Louis.

AFP:  Obama toys with economic rcovery plan

New from Fisher-Price:  The Obama Economic Agenda.

AP:  J.K. Rowling backs Labour Party with big check

Maybe it’s because all the young hot white British women are endorsing the BNP.





Legal Briefs

20 09 2008

AP:

Panel: Lawyer cut fees in return for nude dances

CHICAGO – An attorney was suspended for more than a year for accepting nude dances from a stripper as partial payment for the legal fees she owed him. The Illinois Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission on Thursday said Scott Robert Erwin will begin serving a 15-month suspension for misconduct next month.

Remember, this is Chicagograd, People’s Republic of Illinois.  The city, and by inference, the state, has liberated itself from the tyranny of Chrisitan and Victorian morality and prudishness.  So I can ill imagine that a lawyer who bartered with a stripper would have his license suspended just for that.  If I had to guess, the real reason is that he didn’t report the bartered value of the dances to the IRS.  Perhaps he had a very low “estimation” of her “services,” and didn’t want to create a paper trail thereof.