MOPNS: Jackson County Democrats Compare Jesus Christ to Barack Obama
Maybe one of these days, JC will be thought of in the same reverential terms as Our Lord and Savior, Barack H. Obama.
ABC: Is Oprah Biased?
Pot kettle black.
CNS: Palin Won’t Win Over Hillary Voters, Shirley MacLaine Tells AARP
And what does the AARP have to do with it? Neither Hillary nor Sarah are “retiring” any time soon.
CNS: Man Found with Rifle, Explosive Near U.S. Capitol
Depending on the definition of “explosive” and “near,” this might be an hourly occurrence in the District.
AP: Wash. rampage suspect in court: ‘I kill for God’
Obama responds, “Not in my name!”
Reuters: U.S. to take control of Fannie and Freddie: reports
How can one take control of something one already has control over?
LiveScience: Should Babies Be Put on a Sleep Schedule?
Even if so, they wouldn’t be so good at following the schedule.