AP: Michelle Obama: Don’t vote because ’she’s cute’
Anyone remember the “arousal gappers” and Bill Clinton’s 1996 re-election?
National Ledger: Obama Tells Supporters to Attack: ‘Argue, Get in Their Face’
I get the feeling that too many Obama supporters will go beyond “their face.”
WND: Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac execs now offering advice to Obama
Obama pays for the counsel in Confederate money.
AP: In hard times, tent cities rise across the country
Their construction was financed by FHWA subprime tent loans, as mandated by the Vinyl Community Reinvestment Act of 1995.
AP: Gary Coleman sued over Utah bowling alley ruckus
Was he the bowling ball?
AFP: Zimbabwe cabinet talks stall over key ministries
A lot of people want to be the Secretary of Torture and the Secretary of Get Out Honkey, though nobody wants to be Agriculture Secretary.
AP: Too many hurricanes threaten La. bayou way of life
As people in the bayou would say, no use arguing over draining the swamp when you’re up to your knees in gators.
Business Week: The Six Sigma Shotgun
If the source wasn’t Business Week, then it would have sounded like something I want to buy.
C|Net: Sergey Brin starts blog, tells of Parkinson’s risk
Don’t think his blogspot.com account will ever be revoked.
Reuters: Dolly Parton reworks “9 to 5″ for first musical
She had to rewrite the theme song because fewer and fewer people are actually working.
Reuters: Aussie pub dares [women] patrons to bare all down under [for free drinks]
They got it reversed: It’s not that women have to strip for drinks, it’s that you buy a woman enough drinks so that she will strip.
Dallas Morning News: Dallas Mavericks’ Josh Howard disrespects national anthem
Here’s hoping that the national anthem that will play in Dallajarda, Tejas, Mexico in fifty years will suit Mr. Howard much better.
