AP: Detroit’s ex-Mayor Kilpatrick jailed for 4 months
Mark your calendars — Kwame Kilpatrick’s political comeback will begin on Feburary 28, 2009.
KSDK: East St. Louis Mayor’s Home is Robbed
He’s probably the only person in ESL that has anything worth stealing.
KSDK: Religious Leaders Speak Out Against “Obsession” DVD
I could understand their indignation if “obsession” in this case had something to do with taking clothes off.
CNS: Kashmiris Mull US Election Prospects
Probably more than Americans are mulling US election prospects.
AFP: In bone-chilling rain, Obama says change is coming
Those watching hoped he meant it in the meteorological sense.
Reuters: Pakistan gives awards to Biden, Lugar for support
Biden + Lugar = Bugar!
Yahoo Tech: Microsoft goes black, making Chinese see red
Or more likely, they’ll find penguins.
Reuters: Windows 7 aims to simplify
It’ll be so simple that a base install will only take up 100 GB, instead of the planned 150 GB.
CNET: Windows 7: A better Vista?
Implying that Vista is good to begin with?
E!Online: LL Cool J Ditches Janet Jackson
What for? I mean, a wardrobe malfunction above the waist for a man isn’t very controversial.
CNS: Teen Gets Time for Putting Grandma in ‘Gangster Rap’ Video
Convicted of first-degree musicicide.
Time: With a Pre-PSAT, the Joys of Testing Start Even Earlier
I’m waiting for the start of college exam courses for kindergartners.
