On the Verge of the First Weekend After Election Day, the Media Held a Big Closeout on Good Headlines

7 11 2008

Drudge:  Secret service agents take Obama to gym…

Needless to say, I don’t think Barack will ever again have to worry about spraying off the benches with the ammonia spray bottle anymore, or having to queue up for a shower.

Drudge:  [Paul] Begala: ‘Rahm [Emmanuel, Obama Chief of Staff-Designate] a cross between hemorrhoid and toothache’…

So saith the original pain in the ass.

Drudge:  INTERNET GENERATION ‘MAKES BAD JURORS’…

Unlike those who limit themselves to prime time crime dramas, who are great jurors because they expect the real world police to do it as perfectly as it’s done on TV.

Malkin:  Send a message to Sarah Palin

Here’s my message:  If I were you, and I could see that McCain and the Stupid Party were running the GOP Plane into the ground, sullying my reputation in the process, I too would make off with $200,000 of clothing for myself and Todd from Needless Markup charged to their MasterCard.  Payback’s a Palin.  Or it’s just severance pay.  www.palin2012.org.

P-D:  List of QuikTrips where Post-Dispatch’s Election Extra is available

Right next to the Hotzi warmer.  Seriously, P-D, is this what it’s come to, QT?????


Take Two:  P-D:  List of QuikTrips where Post-Dispatch’s Election Extra is available

Shell, upset that it lost the exclusive rights to distribute the P-D’s Election Extra to QT, responded by putting a booth to take a picture with a life size cardboard cutout of Barack Obama inside every local Shell station.

V-Dare:  Immigration Is Like Dirty Laundry

I don’t agree.  Somebody else’s dirty laundry is none of my business.

AFP:  Rich nations should ditch ‘unsustainable’ lifestyles: China’s Wen

He made this announcement in Beijing at midnight, with no sun up in the sky — oops, it was really noon.

Fishbowl DC:  NBC DC Bureau Makes Plea To Staff On Buyout Program

They can let go of the newsroom employees for the NBC broadcast network that clapped at 10 PM Central Time when the anchor projected Obama going over 270.

P-D:  CHICAGO: Obama takes calls from foreign leaders

During times like these, Sarah Palin wanted to call Obama as a foreign leader.

Diane Meyer:  Want to go to the Inaugural Ceremony?

Not really, I’ll have a good enough front row seat on the death of the United States of America right where I’m at.

P-D:  Ill. not required to issue ‘Choose Life’ plates

So your only choice in Illinois is death.

P-D:  In some St. Louis wards, Obama scored 99 percent of vote

I’m guessing that those are the Bosnian and Vietnamese wards.

P-D:  St. Louis’ Ballpark Village plan moving forward

Another day, another plan.  And that’s, as Toyota might say, not moving you forward.

AP:  [Maya] Angelou writing a poem about Obama

Wow, the first black President, and all she can work up is a poem?

Schlafly:  Teaching “Social Justice” in Schools

And if there’s time left after it and sex education, they’ll teach reading, writing and math.

AFP:  Time to stand for Mr President-elect

There was superglue in my chair.  Oops.


AP:  APNewsBreak: Obama’s aunt to fight to stay in US

Her fight will get a lot easier after January 20.

Reuters:  Hollywood already in holiday mode

What holiday?  They don’t mean C*******s, do they?

AFP:  Documentary about Obama campaign in the works for HBO

BHO on HBO.


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