WOW: Linda Tripp Praises Obama’s ‘Purity of Soul’
Obama praised Tripp as an example of a friend that you can confide in.
Take Two: WOW: Linda Tripp Praises Obama’s ‘Purity of Soul’
How does she know? Did she tape the phone calls of whores who tried to throw themselves at The One?
AP: King family seeks to cash in on MLK-Obama items
The last four words are unnecessary, we already knew the rest.
AP: Officials: Hillary Clinton being eyed for State
Concurrent to her duties as the head of the Department, she would also and concurrently serve as the ambassador to the Republic of Pants Suits.
ESPN: Vick’s lawyers say their client expects to play in NFL again
Maybe they mean an NFL-endorsed fantasy league, or something in another country called NFL. Because it’s not going to be *that* NFL.
Dallas Morning News: Dallas ISD faulted for using fake Social Security numbers
Don’t blame them, the district needed more diversity.
AP: Kanye West says he’s ‘voice of this generation’
That generation will now officially be termed the “Lamest Generation.”
Time: Hawaii vs. Illinois: Battling Over a Favorite Son
I hope the “battle” is more of a game of hot potato.
Reuters: Nokia sees cellphone market falling in 2009, shares drop
Virtually everybody has at least two cell phones and a smartphone — that what I call saturation.
AP: Ancient Celtic coin cache found in Netherlands
The ancient Celtic currency rose to a new high versus the US$ on Friday.
Newsarama: 5 Lessons We Hope Obama Learned from Spider-Man
If it were me assuming the Presidential Purple, it would be lessons learned from Garfield.
