Therefore, hold on to your wallet.
AP: Banned from inauguration: strollers, umbrellas
Because The Messiah that will be inaugurated will make sure there’s no rain.
KSDK: One in 5 young adults has personality disorder
Young adulthood is a personality disorder.
Malkin: California declares “fiscal emergency:” Arnie’s gonna come begging
But not gonna send illegal aliens home.
Malkin: Deadbeat watch: Troopers still owed overtime for DNC
Until they pay up, you better not drive a car through Colorado registered to the DNC.
WND: Communist Party chief: U.S. on road to socialism
And thus bemoans the rightward turn of American politics.
KFVS-CBS-12 Cape Girardeau: Farmington Designated a DREAM Community
When governments start babbling on about dreams, it usually turns out to be a nightmare. I feel sorry for you, Farmington.
P-D: Limbaugh, channeling the Godfather, likes Clinton pick
And he’s was out sick today and yesterday. Endorsing a Clinton for anything would make me sick.
AP: Ford says CEO will work for $1 to get loans
Then he’ll be about on par with the going rate for Detroit street prostitutes and real estate.
AP: ‘Chemical Ali’ sentenced to death in Iraq
He’ll get the gas.
USNAWR: 3 Ways to Be Wise About Psychiatric Drugs for Kids
(1) No (2) Way (3) Jose
Reuters: Chances of WMD attack in big city greater: report
Gee, if I were a terrorist with a WMD, my first thought would have been to lop it in the middle of nowhere.
NPR: McDonald’s Happy Meal Map of Morocco Flawed
Like anyone’s going to rely on a Happy Meal map.
