Fun With the Predictable

18 12 2008

WaPo:  Chrysler Shutting Down for One Month

How much you wanna bet they never reopen?

WAT:  Gay man backed for Navy secretary

You just knew that the first person of alternate orientation to rise this high would be in the Gayvy.  BTW, let’s avoid “backed” when referring to gay men.

CNS:  Latin Americans Should Kick Out U.S. Envoys, Says Chavez Ally

Oh no, if they keep this up, Indoamerica might not allow any of its people to migrate here, and Mexico might build a real northen border wall.  Please don’t throw me into the briar patch.

Malkin:  Akon update: Thug singer admits throwing boy off stage

The courts let him off easy because, unlike the image he presents, this was his first offense.


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