The Headlines Today Seem So Christmasey

23 12 2008

CTV:  Will Canada see its first white Christmas since ‘71?

Doubtful, because ubertolerat Kanada is opposed to both whites and Christmas.
KTLA-CW-5 LA:  Man Arrested for Flashing Gang Signs on Santa’s Lap

Eighteen years old, and still believes.  At least he’ll get to bed early tomorrow night.

AFP:  Blood from mosquito traps Finnish suspect

Oh great, now an idea for a CSI episode, which people will eat up and jurors will demand from all other cops.

London Sunday Times:  FBI diverts anti-terror agents to Bernard Madoff $50 billion swindle

Sure, because if you lose all your money in a Ponzi scheme, that’s the same thing as losing your life to AQ boogie woogies.

AFP:  Mugabe slams ’stupid’ Bush

Bush may be stupid, but I’m still eatin’, and my money is still somewhat worth something.


NPR:  Mexican Hospitals Aim To Attract More Americans

Meanwhile, American hospitals are attracting more Mexicans.

Reuters:  Fifty years on, Cuba still in grip of revolution

Castros still waiting for the Great Socialist Pumpkin to rise from the vines.

Liberty Reborn:  T’was The Night Before Liberal Christmas 2008

Sorry, there’s an oxymoron in this headline.


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