CNS: Jesse Jackson Jr. Is ‘Electable’ to Senate, Democratic Leaders Say
In what sort of dumbass political jurisdiction is Jesse Jackass Jr. electable? Oops, I forgot, I live in it :(
Reuters: Democrat Roland Burris blocked from Senate
But they’ll let in some has-been comic whose party cheated him to victory; at least Burris’s ascension was legally above board.
KSDK: Movie theater-goers barely notice Joe Biden
Of course, almost everyone in a movie is running their mouths. What makes Joe Biden so special?
Take Two: KSDK: Movie theater-goers barely notice Joe Biden
The theater must have been filled by USC football players.
AP: Factory orders drop more than expected in Nov.
They must not have included TV factories, washing machine factories and living room furniture factories, because I certainly did my part for them in the last quarter of 2008.
AFP: Steve Jobs has “hormone imbalance,” to remain Apple CEO
In order to develop the iHormoneBalancer.
LiveScience: Study: Exercise Won’t Cure Obesity
I hope everybody believes it, ’cause then I’ll actually be able to use the gym in the month of January.
