CofCC: Kissinger to Obama: Create a New World Order.
Just as Obama has to figure out how to bring back an economy sinking because of globalism.
CNS: Democrats Cave In on Seating Roland Burris – Sort Of
Gee, who predicted that?
Jihad Watch: “Allahu akbar”: Israeli basketball team attacked in Turkey
Though “Allah u akbar” might have been the Turkish coach’s way of telling his players to block out.
SEMO: Area Obama supporters having own inauguration ball
Yes, they’ll both have a very good time.
SEMO: Sikeston passes on resident’s suggestion to use red-light cameras
The city government agreed: We’re not going to do that to our traffic light.
Malkin: Joe the Plumber heads to Israel
To meet with Ehud the Pumber.
Paul Huebl: Convicted Felons and the Workplace are Incompatiable
Maybe so, but at least they bring diversity. And that’s the most important virtue ever.
SEMO: Homemade desserts banned at Mo. inaugural potluck
Maybe it’s that “other” kind of pot luck.
KSDK: Mississippi has highest teen birth rate, CDC says
I wonder what else Mississippi has more than any other state.
NPR: Building Young Assassins In Juarez
Who will then cross the fiction formerly known as the “border” to do the assassinating that Americans won’t do.
Politico: Kemp diagnosed with cancer
Will surely seek out an affirmative action oncologist.
McClatchy: Obama’s new home was slow to accept integration
Now look at it, so civilized and progressive.
Bloomberg: EBay’s Whitman Plans Run for California Governor, People Say
Sorry, Meg. You better get a sex change, big muscles and an Austrian accent if you expect to win in Mexifornia as a Republican.
Reuters: Could we reduce love to a pill? Maybe, says expert
Does Reuters not receive spam?
LiveScience: Brain Food: How to Eat Smart
I was always told that brains was brain food.
Newsarama: Supermen of Color: The Non-White Kryptonians
Damn, I thought they WERE the Krypton.
Reuters: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit
Rule out all the men with wifes or steady girlfriends.
