Drudge: Bill Clinton on Oval Office: ‘I just love that rug’…
Oddly, President Bush had to replace the Oval Office rug when he came into office.
Savage: Exclusive: SFPD forcing detectives to undergo brainwashing by transgendered dick
Supposedly, they’ll also be trained in homicide investigation, but that’ll have to wait until they are sufficiently trained in the fine art of sensitivity to weirdos.
Malkin: Cheeky: Porn industry wants a bailout
If they get it, then we’ll be the ones who feel screwed.
CNS: Pelosi’s Hometown Wants $2 Billion in Federal Stimulus Funds
SF might be confused about the meaning of “stimulus” here.
Arch City Chronicle: Host of ‘Hardball’ Decides Against Senate Race
Taking on Arlen Specter doesn’t exactly send a tingle up your leg.
Chicago Sun-Times: Chicago Public Schools’ cappuccino bill: $67,000
Honestly, this was probably the best $67 Grand spent by the CPS in awhile.
NPI: Dumb is the New Smart–The Perversions of Modern American Education
Eventually, they’ll say that white is the new diverse. I hope.
Malkin: Justice Dept. sues New Black Panther Party thugs
A lawsuit. Sure, that’ll do it.
AP: Obama warns of dire consequences without stimulus
We might have dire consequences with the stimulus.
USNAWR: University of California to Accept Fewer Students
For this story to have the maximum impact, it should be translated to Chinese.
AP: Shooting by Oakland, Calif., officer sparks anger
While the “community” has been angry, there were probably five shootings in Oakland not by cops.
PC World: Nvidia Closing in on 2 Teraflops With Graphics Card
Meaning that Windows Vista might be able to run well.
Time: Paging Dr. Gupta: A TV Star for Surgeon General?
He should have picked Dr. House. Imagine the tongue-lashings he would have given to Hillary.
