

Business and Media Institute: Spike Lee: Hand of God Caused Economic Crisis to Get Obama Elected
What kind of God would (1) Cause a financial crisis in order to (2) Help Obama? If it’s the one I think it is, then I’m officially a Satanist.
CNS: Obama Should Emulate Ronald Reagan, Voters Tell Pollster
He just might, with his amnesty plans.
CNS: Obama Is Like Biblical Joshua, Boxing Promoter Don King Says
Now Don King is a theologian?
KSDK: In culminating moment, Biden is vice president
Cherish it, Joe — This is as good as it gets. That which was once called a warm bucket of spit.
KSDK: AP Poll: People optimistic on Obama by 3-1 margin
Take out “Poll,” “People,” and the colon to find the truth.
USNAWR: Africa, a Troubled Continent, Eyes Obama With Impossibly High Hopes
America, a Troubled Country, Eyes Obama With Impossibly High Hopes
AP: Text of President Barack Obama’s inaugural address
The stone chislers are busy as you read this.
NPR: Chicago Shows Pride In Hometown President
He’s the President, not an IGA.
Business Weak: Highest IT Salaries: San Francisco, London
Cities with a lot of IT workers living in boxes because of the high price of real estate: San Francisco, London.
AP: Michelle Obama picks inaugural fashion mix
A tacky gold gitup full of dollar store glitter and a one-handled potato sack are not fashion.
E!: Disaster Strikes When Priestley Returns to 90210
But at least 90210 will have notable quotables once again.