CNS: Cher: Republican Rule Almost ‘Killed Me’
Married to Sonny Bono for 11 years, and it was 8 years of George W. Bush that almost did her in. Sure.
P-D: Is 13 the new 18?
Actually, I think it’s more like 40 is the new 13.
SEMO: Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder says Cape has ‘great potential’ for Tour of Missouri
I would hope that a Lieutenant Governor from a certain city should advocate for that city.
KSDK: Olympic swimmers in Chesterfield react to Phelps incident
They don’t have enough medals in order to drive drunk and smoke weed.
KSDK: Obama poster artist arrested on graffiti charges
Hope they thought the Obama posters were the graffiti.
AP: Report: A-Rod tested positive for steroids in 2003
It wasn’t long before that he suckered the Texas Rangers into giving him $25 million a year, so, to paraphrase Vince Lombardi, he had to do something to show that his ass was worth so damned much.
AP: Whitney Houston makes triumphant comback at party
It was such a great night that she smoked weed at the afterparty.
USNAWR: New SCHIP Law Gives Kids Mental Health Coverage
Do you get the feeling that just about every kid is about to come down with a mental illness?
AP: Bugatti found in Britain gets big bucks at auction
For the $4.4 million that the 1937 Bugatti went for, you could have had two 2009 Veyrons. Not that it’s an easy thing to get just one.
Politico: [Barney] Frank warns of job losses
Sorry, Barn, you’re a year late and a trillion short.
Politico: Steele: WaPo should be ashamed
“Right back at ya, Mikey.” — WaPo
SPACE.com: Scientist: Keep Mars Pristine
From what? The Martian coal industry?
FWD: Celebrating Jason Wu
Who?
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