KSDK: Snoop Dogg appears at Nation of Islam convention
Knowing Islam’s attitude about dogs, Snoop wasn’t welcome for long.
Chicago Sun-Times: 35-year-old man robs 9-year-old boy: ‘I didn’t have any money’
How dare you, you sonofabitch, you robbed a 9-year old boy of his drug money so you yourself can have drugs.
Blue Collar Republican: Well, Stupid Gets What Stupid Wants
LiveScience: Rap Music Brings Science to Urban Youth
Just like it was supposed to bring math, literature and history to urban youth.
P-D: Crews work to finish renovations at KC’s Kauffman Stadium
Giving the 60 die-hard Royals fans a nice stadium in which to see this year’s team win that many games.
P-D: Sebelius pick gives Missouri Democrats a friendly face in D.C.
Missouri Democrats must not use Missouri roads.
WSIL-3: New Technology Helps Local Bomb Unit
What? Did Osama bin Laden put out a fatwa against Carbondale?
SIL: JALC students get a glimpse of Springfield politics
One of them will use their experiences to write “Bribery for Dummies.”
Reuters: No U.S. funds will go to Hamas, Clinton says
You mean there was actually a debate?
AP: Soldiers assassinate Guinea-Bissau president
This will surely start a civil war between the Guineans and the Bissauians.
Politico: Kyl: Don’t blame us for deficit
A sitting U.S. Senator who gets to vote on Federal budgets can’t be blamed for the deficit.
AP: 13,000-year-old tools unearthed at Colorado home
Too bad the Home Depot warranty ran out 12,995 years ago.
NPR: Farmers Headed To Combat Zone
They really won’t be in Kansas anymore.
AP: Chief of key Internet oversight body is leaving
He must be exhausted, after having to do 4,294,967,296 things at once.
PC World: Move Over E-mail, Here Come ‘Pixetells’
Not only will you get a text spam for Viagra, you’ll also get to see a clip of the woman you’ll have to pretend to have better sex with.
NPR: Obama To Overturn Bush ‘Conscience’ Rules
Why bother having rules about something you don’t have to begin with?
E!: Chris Brown Reconciling…and Recording
Yet, Rihanna still has the bruises.
E!: Jonas Brothers: They’re, um, No. 2
My thoughts exactly — Number 2.
NPR: At 50, Barbie’s Accomplishments Impress
She had to accomplish much to make do; after all, she never married.
AP: $#$%##! LA County tries for cuss-free week
How would you be able to tell that the average Angelino is cussing when you don’t speak their language?
AP: SoCal robbery suspect tries to become policeman
Don’t think he can’t become a cop, especially if he is of a diverse persuasion.
