AP/Obama: 16 arrested in fight at nonviolence concert
Usually, nonviolence events are more violent than that, so count your lucky stars.
Telegraph: Prince Charles: 100 months to save the world
Prediction: In 100 months, he still won’t be King.
CNS: Giant Omnibus Bill Includes $7.7 Billion in Earmarks for Bugs, Pigs, Parking – and La Raza
Bugs, Pigs, Parking and La Raza. Which one of these four does not belong? I’ll give you a hint — It Starts with “Parking.”
CNS: Pennsylvania Liquor Board Spending Money for Politeness Training
It won’t be hard to be more polite than the kind of person buying a fifth of whiskey.
KFVS-12: Usher to Chris Brown: Have some remorse
Chris Brown to Usher: You’re over the hill. Usher to Chris Brown: Yeah, but I got to the hill and over it with a clean sheet.
Time: California And Detroit Go To War Over Gas Mileage
California vs Detroit over anything is like the Goof Troop vs The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight.
Politico: Illinois Dems eye Burris seat
They musn’t realize that he’s black, and that they’re about to be bitch-slapped with the R-word.
Reuters: Man charged with impersonating experts
That could be almost any of Oprah’s guests.
Reuters: School fitness programs do not go far enough: experts
They used to go far enough, but feminoids were afraid of boys lifting weights, educrats were worried that the losers would have their self-esteem hurt, and the insurance company wouldn’t want any kid to get hurt or to take an open shower lest some anal-retentive parent would sue or whine.
