Financial Times: Downturn hits Sesame Street
Oscar took out a subprime mortgage on the trash can he lives in?
CNS: Barney Frank: $787-Billion Stimulus Plan Could Have Been 20 Percent Bigger — $943 Billion
It also could have been $118 Trillion, or $22 Quadrillion, or $1 Googol.
P-D: Student stabbed in conflict resolution session
The stabber resolved the conflict — for now.
TMZ: [Chris] Brown Wants Misdemeanor Plea, No Jail Time
And a cherry on top, too?
Take Two: TMZ: [Chris] Brown Wants Misdemeanor Plea, No Jail Time
After all, a felony sheet and prison time would really cramp his style, and by “style” I mean collecting millions in endorsement money because Wrigley would sell absolutely no Doublemint without the countenance of a one-hit wonder who beats up on women.
Take Three: TMZ: [Chris] Brown Wants Misdemeanor Plea, No Jail Time
Brown to Judge: “You know what they do to pretty boys in prison, don’t ya?” Judge to Brown: “Well, Duh, that’s why I’m sending you there.”
CNS: Durbin: ‘Right-Wing’ Radio Hosts Wave ‘Bloody Shirt’ over Broadcast Censorship
While we’re talking about bloody, Durbin, look at your hands, because there’s surely the blood of American soldiers on it because you gave the enemy moral energy when you made the “Nazi” crack.
CNS: Bristol Palin Breaks Up With Father of Her Baby
Note to Levi Johnston: Don’t expect any breaks from state troopers anytime ever, as you just broke up with their boss’s daughter. Note to Bristol Palin: The only man you’ll get now with that baby as manbait is Chris Brown. Note to Chris Brown: Once you’re not on the San Quentin sodomy menu anymore, Bristol Palin will be your only option.
KFVS-12: It looks like Dickey Nutt will be the next SEMO Basketball Coach
It looks like the next SEMO “ball” coach will never live down his name.
AP: Iraqi who threw shoes at Bush jailed for 3 years
Bernie Madoff will get out of prison before he does.
CSM: How long can executions be delayed?
There is a direct relationship between how long the execution can be delayed and how black the convict is, the number of French leftists who take up for his cause, and/or the number of years the white victim was a police officer.
Reuters: GE stripped of top-tier credit rating
Oh no, they might not be able to get any commercial paper to make Brian Williams’s salary.
Reuters: Tom Brokaw to hit the road for new TV project
I thought he retired. Yet I’m seeing him more on NBC after his “retirement” than I did when he was the network’s lead anchor.
AP: Global warming to carry big costs for California
As we know, California has billions to spare.
Slashdot: DHS to Use Body Odor as a Lie Detector
They’ll be able to tell if you’re lying when you said you used deodorant this morning.
