Benedict XVI visits Six Flags in Eureka. And here I thought Six Flags’s St. Louis permutation was a thing of a past. It’s good enough for the Pope.
Six Flags, Inc. is in negotiations with Eureka, Mo., St. Louis County, Mo., the state of Missouri, the State Department in Washington and The Vatican to see if Six Flags Over St. Louis could secede from the union and become part of The Vatican. And perhaps Connecticut could be ejected from the union and made a colony of Hell.
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