That’s a new one on me — cops start asking questions when a dead body shows up.
CNS: White House Says Economy Is Sound Despite ‘Mess’
“And if you take out the murder rate, Washington D.C. is a safe city.” — Marion Barry
By some strange coincidence, he’ll go back to her in about seventeen and a half years.
AFP: Naked Spaniards in seal-cull protest
Why is it that stupid lib thinks that being naked is going to do any good? If just being naked cured social problems, I’d take off all my clothes right away.
It’s no joke — I think he’s already lost.
They’re getting high the good ole fashioned way, by smoking it.
LiveScience: Trend: Daughters Follow Dads’ Footsteps
Not a good idea if you’re the daughter of Osama bin Laden, Ron Jeremy, Kurt Angle, or Pol Pot.
LiveScience: Teen Dinosaurs Got into Trouble
Daddy T-Rex ripped his boy a new one (literally) if he wasn’t inside the cave before curfew.
If you’re a teenage boy, and your parents have made reservations to Red Lobster every night this week, now you know why.
Reuters: Tupac’s mother files cross-suit over film project
She’s worried that people might found out how she raised such a thug.
He cuffed himself and came to the police station. Give him some credit for doing part of the job by himself.