Columbus (Ohio) Dispatch: Kilroy ‘outraged’ by report that Chase will send jobs overseas
The Rockefellers want cheap labor? That’s been going on for more than a century, dear.
LoS: SPLC Webcast
http://www.webcasts.org/us/alabama/montgomery/fiction/splc/the_right_wingers_are_going_to_kill_you_give_me_money_so_I_can_stop_them-20090318.wmv
P-D: Higher taxes, fees in plan to balance Ill. budget
Real creative, Illinois. That’s a solution I’ve never heard before in my life. Especially the part about higher cigarette taxes, pretty shrewd and original!!!
CNS: Millions Hungry, But North Korea Tells U.S. to Stop Sending Food
It may not be in the kindest way, but North Korea is about to solve its hunger problem.
CNS: Older Books Hazardous to Children? Government Agency Investigating
The investigation concluded that while older books do have a lot of lead, it won’t matter because kids don’t read books anymore.
Jihad Watch: Netherlands: Most serious teenage criminals are Muslim immigrants, get no jail time
They’ve got three things going for them: They’re teenage, Muslim and in a liberal country. Were you so foolish as to think that they would actually go to jail?
P-D: St. Louis Police Department no longer accepts lost items
Losers weepers.
KSDK: US orders diplomats to leave Madagascar
No, don’t. If we don’t have an embassy there, we might not have good relations with that noted superpower.
SIL: Jackson County Jail holding on: After 21 years, structure sound but needs grow
It’s showing its age well, in spite of heavy use. Why heavy use? Carbondale and Murphysboro are heavily black. Nuff said.
P-D: Cards payroll is going down
At $93.2 million for 2009, we could only afford three A-Rods. Then again, David Eckstein has more World Series MVP trophies than A-Rod, so I wouldn’t want one A-Rod.
AP: Pope in Africa says church must help the poor
“Pretend to be Catholic, whitey’s about to give stuff away.”
NPR: House To Vote On National Service Measure
Oh no, don’t think you can flee to Canada this time, all this is for good liberal causes, they’ll send you back.
AP: Police: Conn. teacher made boy eat from garbage
Shocked? Get used to it, this is going to be you after a few years more of outsourcing and H-1B visas.
Reuters: [British Cities] declare war on jargon
Will be fought better than the Brits’ part of the War on Terror.
