In Detroit? I’m sure there are plenty.
P-D: Unrest in species-rich Madagascar worries local scientists
But only one of its species is responsible for the unrest.
WaPo: Senate Legislation Would Federalize Cybersecurity
RIP, Cybersecurity. 1964-2009.
KVFS-12: Dump truck overturns on Highway 13
A truck driver has been turned into a triskadekaphobiac.
P-D: Immigration laws threaten to break up same-sex family
These women from the Phillippines have one last trump card — claim that some white man called them “f*gg*t fl*ps,” and no immigration judge would dare deport them.
AP: US atty. plans ‘significant’ Chicago court filing
Take out the weasel words, and they’ve got nothing.
McClatchy: Tax problems won’t derail Sebelius nomination, senators say
Surely it won’t, the Senate has approved every tax cheating man that Obama has proposed, they won’t want to be mysogynists.
PC World: Microsoft Office Coming to the iPhone?
Lotsaluck doing that 200 page sales report on Word, that ten-sheet Excel spreadsheet, or that 40-slide PowerPoint presentation, with your thumbs on a plastic screen.
AFP: Coke ads ‘totally unacceptable’ in Australia
Judging from what is acceptable in Australia, what must have been in this ad? Full frontal nudity with sadomasochistic sex?
Reuters: NBA reality show another step for growth in China
Donald Trump says “You’re Fired” with that hand gesture. Gordon Ramsay asks for your apron. On Survivor, you get sent off the island. How will an NBA reality show narrow down its contestants, by telling them to hit the showers?
AP: Man cries after attempt to rob liquor store fails
Big tough brave man is tough with a gun, but is a wussy pussy without.
AP: McDonald’s fumes over strip club’s nude nipples
Especially since women with those hard bodies didn’t get them by eating McDonalds.
AP: Cat on NY TV news truck’s roof becomes the story
The cat went from stray to LOLcat in two seconds.
