CNS: Man Who Died Re-Elected Mayor of Missouri Town
Electing dead people is what Missourians do.
P-D: Canadian charged in plane theft
His “eh?” and “aboot” sound mysteriously Turkish.
P-D: AT&T wants to end white pages delivery
There goes a great tradition, my checking the St. Louis White Pages to see if Zebo Zzzent was still the last listing was a yearly ritual.
KSDK: Jay Leno cheers up Detroit with his comedy
Detroit can’t be that bad that it’s cheered up by Jay Leno’s “comedy,” is it?
AFP: Bogus security software growing threat: Microsoft
Here’s a hint — if you get a piece of spam e-mail that uses broken English to describe a piece of security software you can download by clicking on the link in the e-mail, avoid.
AP: Madonna pledges money for Italian quake victims
She’ll probably do better than the measley fifty grand the U.S. Government coughed up.
AP: Obama, superhero, to take on the world
That’s contradictory, because a true superhero would take on Obama.
CNS: White House ‘Gathering Information’ About Pirate Attack Involving Americans
But not doing anything to stop pirate attacks against Americans? <whisper>black, Muslim, that’s why not</whisper>
