CNS: Democrat Congressman: Illegal Aliens Have ‘Nothing to Fear’ By Participating in Census
Many already vote and hold jobs, why wouldn’t they fill out a census form?
CNS: U.S. to Attend Group Nuclear Talks With Iran
It’ll be more like group therapy.
P-D: Lambert official to Ron Paul ally: “Are you from this planet?”
So saith someone associated with an airport that illegally paved over the last nice suburb in North St. Louis County for a runway that isn’t used. I would have asked, “Are you human?”
P-D: Will support for Slay hurt — or help — Republican Kinder?
Birds of a feather flock together. One “lover” loves another.
P-D: Man shot while gambling in backyard
That’s the danger of gambling in the backyard of an abandoned house in the ghetto.
WPSD-6: Naked Man Shoots Police Officer
He likes to be au naturel? Then he should do his upcoming term in prison completely naked.
AFP: N.Korea to revise constitution, affirms Kim
I’m guessing that limitations on executive power won’t be considered.
LiveScience: Kids Curb Marital Satisfaction
I’ve always thought that kids were one of the benefits of marriage.
AP: Skin cancer now top cancer among young women in UK
In a country where finding a full day with wall-to-wall sunshine is like trying to find a tooth on a hen, t hat’s remarkable.
AP: Spears’ Vancouver concert halted for 30 minutes
They had to check to see if Vancouver laws against contributing to the delinquency of music.
Reuters: Keith Urban tops U.S. pop chart
Speaking of contributing to the delinquency of music, Urban is supposedly a country music singer. Pope Urban would sound more country.
Reuters: Players fined over chicken “sex” video
They’ll make the money back by selling the video to Howard Stern.
